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It looked pretty gnarly. He did a number on me for sure but the producer in me will always care more about the footage than the fact I got rattled. I'd already been hit once, having to go twice in the bullring always sucked but that one was tough. The first bull I wasn't happy with the hit. It's funny because I had very little memory of going night night so watching it back, I realized I was also like an inch away from smacking my head on the metal gate too. I think that might've been a picture wrap if I had've. You're so slight, the bull would've blown you away. You're right, that would've been the coolest thing for footage, but would you have kept it in? This has always been a question we had amongst ourselves the last 30 years, if any of our stunts did go really really wrong on set, would we have kept it in the movie? We never planned for that. And like, so many times it could've. So many times it almost did. We never planned for it.

Wait, you did it twice? I did not know that! You are seriously insane, and honestly one of the best entertainers to ever do it. Truly. That has to be the most dangerous thing hearing more about it, and I am so glad you walked away from it. Obviously not without some injuries, but it could have been a lot worse. I would make a clause or something with you guys that if something goes wrong with me that you still show it. That way everyone can see the crazy way that I went out. Unless it was like super embarrassing and not exciting at all, then I would say not to. Like if I tripped on a rock and somehow went that way. Did you keep the family away for a little bit watching your stunts? Or did they watch them right away? I know my mom doesn't even like seeing me sometimes get hurt in a movie which is acting, but I can imagine some of the stunts you have been in.

Okay, hear me out… I think I’m actually talking myself into Halloween Horror Nights this year. This is objectively a terrible idea for someone who gets scared as easily as I do, but the Sinners haunted house has me so intrigued that I’m willing to risk it. My only requirement? You come with me, hold my hand, and promise not to abandon me the second someone jumps out at us. Deal?

Wait, really? This makes me so happy because you know that I love going to those Halloween things. Also, I don't know if you heard but. . . You might see a version of me running around there too. Can you imagine that? I am not sure how I would feel seeing a character I played running around trying to scare us. It might be kind of fun to see though. It's a deal though, gorgeous. I promise to hold your hand the whole time and never leave you.

Another fellow Halloween lover! This is what I love to hear. Have you thought of anything yet? October will be here before we know it and you don't want to wait until the very last minute! Home decor is always a must per my boys. Listen, you've given me the heads up ahead of time which is fine with me. I just need to tell Jess that way she doesn't freak out by a call in the middle of the night.

One hundred percent, yes. You too? It sounds like we are going to have to do something Halloween related then. Throw a Halloween party or something? Okay, yes. Please make everyone aware, because I don't want to scare anyone! I know sometimes a call in the middle of the night can be concerning, so it's good that she knows.

They got me so good that's for sure. I sure do miss them. It was bad! Pecker Wrecker wrecked just about everything except my pecker; concussion, broken rib, broken wrist, brain haemorrhage, lingering cognitive issues, delusions, and a deep depression that put me in therapy for the first time in my life and took grapefruit off the menu, but I'm much better now than I was. I miss playing with bulls. I learned so much about bulls. The footage was great though.

I saw that interview you did about it! It looked bad but holy shit it sounds even worse. I am really happy you made a full recovery, and please no more bulls. I remember thinking if that was me, I probably would have just turned into a smoke of dust. Like the bull would have hit me so hard, I just would have disintegrated. That would have been the coolest thing for footage though, right?

yeah, let's ! i'd love to start planning. my schedule is a bit busy but, i can make some time as needed if we're planning in advance. i am definitely resting up when i can. i learned a lot being in this business as long as i have. i'm better with ideas once we have a theme, i know we're doing pool party but could maybe theme some like.. could go with fruit theme and i assure i can have ideas to make it look pretty great. okay — i actually love summer bash-street boys. we can play some good ol' backstreet boys and give it a sorta them for their most popular time.

What has you busy these days? That's really good, and I am still trying to learn as much as I can. Recently for me a lot has changed, so I've still tried to navigate it as best as I can, but I don't always do the best. Don't be surprised if I come to you for advice, because I've learned asking is one of your biggest tools you have. I have no doubt you have all the cool ideas, and I think we have our theme now. I don't want to sound like too cocky or anything, but I think this could be the best pool party to be thrown in the history of the world.

Mami, how’ve you been? Been a while since we last spoke and I saw some pics of you at lollapalooza with Chase? Whats going on there? 👀 @indenavarrete

It's been too long! I am so glad you reached out, and wellll. I like her like a lot, and we've been spending a lot of time together. I think right now it's just me following her around like a lost puppy and hoping she doesn't get tired of me.

I'm notoriously difficult to prank, the Jackass guys would always have a hard time pranking me on set but I was constantly getting everyone else. Except on Jackass 3, Dunn and Bam put horse semen in my sunscreen. One day the consistency of it just changed it got so stringy and I thought it was just getting really hot in my car. I was rubbing horse semen on my face for like 8 weeks, I found out at a friends and family screening, they aired the footage for the whole audience. It was hilarious. No, not really, that thought usually comes after especially if I've smashed my head or broken something. For me, with stunts, it's always been first thought best thought. But usually, even if I am sat there thinking what the fuck am I doing here, I'm still hoping the footage looked good.

Put what?? See, I am just thanking my lucky starts that I wasn't on those sets during those times. That is such a high level prank though, and I don't think anyone could even come close to the level of prankage that you guys got up to. You are something else, my friend. I think I've told you this but I remember watching Forever and the bull scene just left me with my jaw on the floor. I was literally so concerned for you, because it looked so bad! You are an entertainer though, and all the respect for you. I am really happy now though that it's a lot more relaxing times for you, and less taking hits from bulls.

I think our day in of gaming and pizza was a success. I am happy that we were able to keep the yelling and shouting to a minimum when we pulled out mario kart and kept hitting each other with the shells. It's so frustrating when you think you are in the clear, then out of nowhere a shell just hits you! I know that's your fave, and I have to use Yoshi because he's iconic.

Then it's chicken noises, Inde. My friend asked me to be on his TV show once for a prank war, most of it was scripted but we went off script a couple of times. I drank all his soup and spat it back into a new bowl while he was on a call, and I put thumb tacks outside his room and had Dunn rev his motorcycle to wake him up. He stood on like six tacks. Not a single stunt double. We'd be each other's stunt doubles.

See, this is why I am scared to start this prank war with you. I would really have to step up my game, and come up with some things to do. Maybe somehow figure out how to trap you in space. I feel like we've talked about this, but was there ever a stunt or thing you did for Jackass where before you did it you were just thinking what the fuck am I doing here?

kinda made me go aw when i heard about that because that is so cute. you know what that's fair. i mean i can't relate, but i get it. were you that scared of obsession when you watched it for the first time? hell yeah, that's what i wanted to hear, official friendship love it. we need to do something to make our friendship official now. how about you watch it with me then so i can witness this whole being scared of your own movie or to see if you'll actually watch it. i'll protect you. i do actually, guess you can say i'm kind of like my character tabby just not that into horror movies to know the history behind them, but i do enjoy watch it.

I have to say I wasn't too afraid but that was just because I was so apart of it you know? I remember filming things, but I do have to say seeing it finished it was scary to see in a theater. It was really loud, and a few times it got me. I was more scared of myself to be honest, and realizing some of the things I did in the movie. I was proud, but also wanted to hide in my chair a bit. Hell yeah we do. I think with all this horror movie talk, I need to face my fears and we can watch a horror movie together? I love that though. Do you have some favorites?

You know that love is reciprocated in full my sister from another mister. I don't know if that is true, but I am just going to try and ignore it all and spend my energy on giving you the praise and making sure you know how talented I think you are. Um, hell yes! I love those games, so let's get to it. I am ready to just be locked inside with you playing Zelda and eating pizza. Sounds like a pretty freaking good day to me. We can even throw some Mario Party and Mario Kart in there.

Don't make me make chicken noises at you. Giving me hope like that then snatching it away, that's real mean. I wouldn't put you in a pit of snakes if I didn't think it was going to be funny. I don't know, if there are stunts involved and people will let me do them, I will. If I can convince Jackie Chan to let me do some of my own stunts, I can convince anyone.

Listen, chicken noises will one hundred percent work on me and I will do it. Okay, that makes me happy to hear because I am not a huge fan of them. I know I am giving you ammo here. Imagine you, Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan in the same movie? There would be no stunt doubles needed at all on set.