Extreme Nudes

Thank you for reblogging this

“Wazzzz goody” ASDHFJKFLFLL LMFAOOOO

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Bears sleeping through the whole winter is “nature” but humans wanting to do it is “depression” (source)

Kinda wanna fuck, kinda wanna get fucked, kinda wanna eat fries.

Lol

Lmaooooooo classic

Lol

Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life.

Me, all Pride weekend.

Nightmares aren’t actually the worst dreams you can have. Waking up after dreaming about something you deeply desire just to realize that it was a dream and you can’t make it real is actually far more hartbreaking.

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

Despite having zero desire to ever kill anyone, I spend half of the time watching true crime shows thinking about how I’d do it better. I’m a total backseat murderer.

When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’.