Am I Ready? We'll Have To Find Out

Lmaooo 💀

What’s the difference between a goblin and a troll?

Cut and uncut

this post is cancelled goodb ye

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

When they said it hands you your ass on a plate, it hands you your motherfucking ass on a plate!

This scene changed my life

Skyrim (2011)

Not all heroes wear capes…

Fun story, my dad’s friend from college once wanted to bring his best friend from Palestine but he couldn’t get the papers so they went to court to say they were married or some shit and brought my dad to as a witness and the judge was like “prove it? I don’t believe this is an actual marriage and you two are in love” and like they shrugged and started to make out so hard that security had to come to split them up because they went to far, so yeah, real homies make out in a court room to get your homie into Canada to avoid being deported back to his refugee camp.