noodle

i feel like if i'd seen brennan's video out of context i would've clocked it was a bit, not necessarily because "i'm quitting hosting dimension 20 to make american girl doll shoes" is on its face absurd, but because while i believe there is a universe where brennan is that fixated on american girl dolls and characters, there is absolutely no universe in which brennan lee mulligan is fixated on american girl and pronounces josefina's name wrong

AG sellers on eBay will make a listing that’s like “ULTRA RARE PLEASANT COMPANY PRE MATTEL RETIRED NEW IN BOX PERFECT CONDITION” and set the price to 100$ then it’s a hairbrush they got from the AG website.

I could fix her (American Girl Doll historical collection)

actually if they're giving all the historicals decedents that means they have to do kaya at some point I need a native modern girl i am holding a gun to the back of AG's head

I hope you know that however long we go without having a conversation, you are still my friend and I love you

there is not, never has been and never will be any friendship decay here <3