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Do you have any tips for learning dressmaking? E.g. easy patterns, learning resources, anything else I'm not thinking of due to my terrible ignorance... (I can do repairs, but I've never used a pattern or made anything (apart from patchwork & soft toys))
Yes, I am full of tips! Iβm someone who never had any sewing experience at all growing up (I didnβt have the βoh my mum/grandmother taught meβ thing as a child), but in my 30β²s I just decided itβs never too late to give it a go, mainly because I wanted specific clothing that I couldnβt ever reasonably expect to buy on a rack, and when i want something i tend to get a bit Lois Lane about it. Which is to say I narrow my eyes, jut my chin out, and just roll towards it like a small tank.
I started with a short, in-person course at a local haberdashery/drapers - which here in April 2020 is understandably not really an option, but depending on when you want to start I recommend seeing if any craft-based businesses in your area have a back room full of battered Berninas and Janomes and will give you a 3-lesson evening course making an ugly skirt with a few other beginners. Itβs a really common side-hustle for fabric shops in the UK, maybe it might be where you are? Anyway, itβs good way to get your feet wet and have someone at your shoulder to help you on your maiden voyage, get familiar with some basics.
However. Big 2020 βhoweverβ. Yeah, OK, not an option just at the moment, so FEAR NOT, thereβs SO MUCH online and postal resources for garment making. Home dressmaking is by itβs nature βat-homeβ, so thereβs a lot out there to help an isolated sewist, even in Normal Times. A lot of haberdashers and drapers are in business during lock-down, and posting out supplies as normal, if a bit slower. Thereβs a lot of people youtubing βhow-toβs on a lot of different tasks. Itβs a big world if you have wifi.
Step1: get familiar with your machine. Itβs like any other power tool, so if you are comfy with setting it up and using it for simple jobs, it makes complex jobs that much easier, as youβre not battling tool skills AND construction skills at once. So: make a bag. Make a pencil case. Make a zip pouch. Make a really small quilt. Become mayor of tote-bag city. Fix snags and tangles and re-threading on small jobs. I did this as my first few projects and it really helped set me up for reading instructions, and basic pattern-based tasks, with patterns and instruction you can download at home.
I recommend:
the Purl Soho zippered pouch (free!) - cute and quilted! Website has step-by-step photos to help.
the Sarah Kirsten Pear Pouch (free!) - also v cute with a sweet shape!
the Merchant & Mills Orton Bag - no zipper, and a very cool oversize carryall, with 3 handle options. Chic AF. M&M are a gown-up pattern company so this pattern will help with reading actual commercial patterns, marking your fabric, following pattern instrcutions. They just did a sewalong video for this on their instagram!
If youβre already there, and can thread-up, sew along a line, assemble like a boss, and are ready to step up, thereβs A LOT of beginner clothing patterns out there, and a LOT of them are free. I wouldnβt necessarily g**gle βfree patternsβ as the aggregated craft blogger sites are basically a swamp of cookies, pop-ups, and trackers, but thereβs a bunch of reputable companies whoβll give a free pattern and will often provide a sew-along video or step-by-step pictures. This last bit is key - a sewalong youtube vid for the pattern youβre making is a LIFE SAVER. A pattern that just says βinsert bias binding along necklineβ or βunderstitchβ is so much easier when someone is filming their hands doing it and you can replay that as many times as you want. Below are some that Iβve made and are good starter projects.
Note: expect them to be ugly. Your first clothing makes are ALWAYS ugly. They just are. Plough through it. You have to go through ugly to get to the good stuff. Itβll come, I promise. Note 2: you will spend so much time ironing. SO MUCH TIME IRONING one small bit of fabric next to a seam. This is good and normal. If a pattern says βpressβ at one point, then press that bad boy. Itβs important. Youβre engineering in soft materials, heat and pressure are your friends.
Patterns!
Most of these are downloadable - this means youβll get a .pdf file of (usually) A4 pages that you print out at home, and assemble on your floor like a big jigsaw puzzle with sticky-tape. Then: you either cut out the paper pattern directly (if youβre super confident of what size youβre choosing), or trace over the lines for your size with translucent paper and cut that out instead, so you can re-use the original jigsaw for other sizes next time. The cut paper pattern gets placed directly on your fabric and cut around. Some of these below will also offer a paper envelope traditional pattern, which would be posted to you or bought at a store. Same deal: cut it directly from the original if you like to live dangerously, or trace if you want to re-use it.
The Purl Soho City Gym shorts (free!) - a good starter garment becuase itβs free, itβs a small pattern, and it teaches you how to do a waistband, how to add bias binding (of one type, the βvisible along the edgeβ type, like a quilt-edge or these retro jogging shorts), and how to pick sizes from a pattern. Unfortch they donβt have many sizes, probably bc they are just a Manahattan yarn shop, and this is just a side gig, but itβs free, and thereβs sewalong photos
The Lou Box Top from Sew DIY - paid, but the first thing I made that actually felt like Clothing That I Could Wearβ’. Itβs a simple boxy tshirt pattern, and you can make it in a woven/stable fabric (anything from cheap quilting cotton to fancy linen), or make it in jersey or slinky wovens (like silk or rayon) later when youβre more confident. Start cheap and stable. Itβs got a few options for higher or lower neckline and hemlines. It teaches you about bias binding (of another type, hidden underneath on the βwrong sideβ of the fabric), and reading patterns with more detailled choices. Sew DIY also do suuuuuuper helpful sewalong blog posts, very complete for the beginner sewist.
The Peppermint Wrap Skirt (free!) - a very forgiving pattern, as itβs a wrap, and it teaches you about darts, buttonholes (just the one!) and iron-on interfacing, which is a super common garment-making feature. No online sewalong, but the instructions are v clear. I love this skirt.
the Peppermint Peplum top (free!) - a good stash-buster, as it doesnβt take that much fabric, but still has enough interesting features to make my brain go βoooh cuteβ. A liitle sleeveless tank, teaches about gathers, and has an interesting shoulder yoke detail. Iβve made like 3 of these.
the Grainline Hemlock tee (free! when you subscibe to their newsletter) - a very popular sleeved tee pattern (srsly, the IG hasgtag for this one is endless), its extremely flexible to style and re-style depending on what look you prefer. Can be made in a woven or knit, like the Lou Box Top, though itβs mostly made by people in jersey/knits. I have made this in a stable cotton, itβs just about sizing up a a bit, and this one does come in extended sizing now. Teaches about inserting sleeves in a very basic way (flat, not gathered), and is just a great all-rounder.
Those are what Iβd recommend for a beginner to get their feet wet, and after that if youβre hungry for recommendations, try the below companies and see what floats your boat? Generally the βBig 4β² pattern companies (Simplicity, Vogue, Butterick, and McCalls), plus Burda, sell in physical envelopes, and can be intimitaing to new sewers (instructions take for granted you know what youβre doing), but thigs like the βVery Easy Vogueβ line can still be very simple and accessible, so do take chances. Otherwise, independent companies are much more likely to a) sell a downloadable form, and b) have online sewalongs, photos, and videos to help you.
Hereβs some indy pattern company recs - a lot canβt physically mail anything to you right now @April 2020, but you can buy PDF patterns anytime:
Grainline Studio: a good all-round indy company, with lots of online support, tips, and guidance, and extended sizing. Iβve made their Tamarack jacket and can confirm, v good experience.
Closet Case Patterns: Iβve made multiples of their Carolyn Pyjamas (love them), and their online support is MASSIVE: blog posts, sewalongs, as well as paid-for online courses you can do as well, so itβs a great resource even if you arenβt making that exact project. Has simple things, but goes all the way up to couture techniques on things like lined blazers.
Merchant & Mills: If M&M were a person, Iβd have a CRUSH. Theyβre drapers in Rye in Sussex, but make utterly boss patterns - a lot of loose-fitting andogynous styles. Like, make your own Toast clothes, basically. Little bit more advanced, but like I said, Iβve only been doing this for a hot minute and I made a full Foreman jacket, so YMMV. Iβve made that, and the Eve trousers twice, and highly rec.
Paper Theory: might make my favourite pattern of all time, the extremely verstaile LP Pullover, and Iβve made the Olya shirt 3 times at last count, so yeah, speaks for itself. Boxy sillhouettes, and really clever, well-drafted shapes. They also do sewalongs and tips on their website. Really detailled and step-by-step photos.
Wiksten: very limited range, but their Haori pattern is a cult classic, and Iβve never seen that pattern come out as anything less than stellar. The IG hashtags #WikstenHaori and #WikstenShift are extremely varied and extremely popular. Good basics.
Honourable mentions Megan Nielsen (the Dawn jeans are CHEFS KISS, never had a better-fitting rigid jean), Sew Liberated (the Hinterland dress is so flexible, and the Gypsum skirt is a really great pocket design, made both of these and love wearing them), and Japanese fabric retailler Lin-net, who sell patterns at their Etsy shop Patternerie (Iβve made their No.63 shawl-collar blouse at least 3 times)
After a few projects, I also recommend getting into The French, like the cool girl-gang of pattern makers. Itβs a big business there, and thereβs a lot of independent companies, but they do not hand-hold. Youβre on your own, and sometimes have to speak French, but the results are effing fabulous. My personal faves are Republique de Chiffon (their Bernadette jacket is the platonic ideal Little Jacket! Iβve made it twice), Deer&Doe (made their Melilot shirt, love that hidden placket), or Slow Sunday Paris (made their Dorothie blouse for a 1940β²s peggy carter type blouse and itβs just gorgeous). French idies are an empire of interesting seam lines.
Some final tips: If youβre buying independent but canβt print at home (like me, no printer!), and you canβt get the vendor or a local shop to post the hard copy envelope to you, then thereβs some great pattern printer services that will take your pdf file and mail you a big sheet - I like to use Patternsy (UK based), but thereβs a bunch out there. If you can get pattern files with a A0 or βcopy shopβ file, thatβs great for these guys.
On finding patterns: if you donβt know if you want to commit $$ to a specific pattern purchase, check the hashtag on IG for that pattern - thereβs a LOT of home sewists out there. Scroll until you find someone with your body type who made it for a better impression of the real thing than just the photos on the envelope. Also good to see how flexible a pattern is: does it look good in different fabrics? Can it be styled lots of ways? Would I wear that? Also The Fold Line has a great pattern search tool funtion: you can put in what type of garment you want, and it aggregates both Independents and the Big 4 so you can see a bunch of one type of garment patterns together.
On fabric: you absolutely do not need to be spending lots of money on fancy material at first: an old bedsheet is what I started with. Β£25/meter stuff is truly lush once you know itβll come out right, but at first? Just use what you have, buy thrift shop curtains, cut up your old sheets, ask relatives if they have a stash to get rid of. Use what you have on-hand first, you can always splash out on Liberty lawn later when you have a tried and true pattern you know you can make.
Lasty: unpicking is a fact of life. You will unpick so so much. if you find yourself raging at your Wrong Seam mistake, and unpicking for half an hour, just knew: thereβs a sewist out there RIGHT NOW doing the exact same thing. Itβs a club. Welcome. Solidarity. Persevere.
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Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying βYou fucking moron.β and tbh same
Me: I think I donβt exist.
Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didnβt, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.
Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when Iβm dissociating.
Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any βsaneβ person) is normal, right?
Therapist: No.
Me: Wow.
Therapist: Youβre just a fucked up bitch.
Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.
Therapist: Thatβs a start!
Me: I guess heβs still my friend?
Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, heβs not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.
Me:
Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.
Therapist: Because thatβs my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because youβre way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.
Me: I donβt need that kind of call out, Jerome.
Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*
Therapist: Oh thatβs nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!
Me: Yeah!!
Therapist: Itβs wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?
Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: Iβm sorry, itβs all my fault, Iβm so so so sorr-
Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.
Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.
Me: What-
Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS*Β
Me:Β
Me: Jerome.
Therapist: You went to the gaypride?
Me: Yeah, I went.
Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?
Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.
Therapist: Did you see some bears?
Me:
Me: Jerome wh-
Therapist: Thatβs the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it.Β
Therapist: Are you sure youβre not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?
Me: No, I want it!!
Therapist: Finally, youβre not forcing yourself for the others! And youβre doing something you want! Iβm proud of you!
Me: Youβre more of a dad than my own father.
Therapist: Thatβs not very hard.
Me: I always wondered, are you queer?
Therapist: I am not.
Me: Ooh.
Therapist: Or am I?
Me: Ooh!
As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someoneβs else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.
The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.
This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.
As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as βTherapist dadβ.
Heβs aware of it and think itβs hilarious.
Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but Iβm full of anger against him.
Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed.Β You know, you should turn that anger intoΒ indifference. It would help you.
Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.
Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you donβt offer them things all the time. You donβt have to do that.
Me: What??
Therapist: Why donβt you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?
Me: Like what? βHey JoΓ«l wassup, Iβve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.β ?
Therapist: Exactly.
Me: Youβre as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, yβknow.
Me, heavily dissociating: I donβt exist-
Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?
Me: Dinner first.
Therapist:
Therapist: Damien, you moron.
Therapist: You need vacations.
Me: Iβm broke.
Therapist: Oh yeah.
Therapist: You still need vacations tho.
Me: Jerome, I am still broke.
Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!
Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didnβt see you.
Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?
Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.
For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friendβs who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didnβt know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:
Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?
Me: Yes. Townβs short I guess.
Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?
Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?
Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.
Me, at 2pm: Iβm sorry Iβm going to be late!
Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.
Me:
Me: What.
Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.
Therapist; Whatβs up with you and wanting domestic rats.
Me: Iβm gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.
Therapist:
Therapist: How dare you.
Therapist: Weed doesnβt do much on me and I must admit Iβm kinda disappointed.
Me:
Therapist: Do you smoke?
Me: Jerome.
On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing
Heβs doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one
I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL
Itβs really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg
Always reblog Jerome.
Is he now aware of his fame?
After months, he is, and he just told me βHaha, this is funny. Iβm happy itβs helping people!β
I think he doesnβt realize that heβs known *worldwide*
I would die for Jerome
I would kill for Jerome (and op too)
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