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More commission work! This one of Kenzi from Lost Girl with the MCU’s Peter Quill. I really like working in this style.
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Random DnD Worldbuilding
Male tieflings wearing skirts because having custom pants tailored to accommodate their tails is too much of a hassle
Firefighter clerics, wizards, and druids
(and the apologetic sorcerer that probably started the fire by mistake)
Young, forty-something dwarves joining druid circles and protesting the damage their clan mining does on the environment
Everyone gives up trying to categorize sexuality when a half-elf can bring their cute dragonborn boyfriend home to meet their family
Human kids having an awesome bearded dwarf vodka-aunt that adventured with a great-grandparent decades ago and gives the best presents
Ok but there are several disciplines of magic that let you bring people back from the dead wtf
Young punk elves barely in their 80s but yelling at humans “Check yourself knave I made out with your grandma before she even had your Da.”
Wizards for Familiar Rights
Spellcasters using ‘alter self’ and switch genders at will
A giant half-Orc mom adopting street kids and giving them shoulder rides
A normal human whose sibling was born a tiefling beating up village kids who mistreat them
Integrated cities made to accommodate smaller folk like halflings and gnomes
Would alchemists be the ones to concoct magic medications for psych disorders? Are divination clerics and wizards psychologists?
Convoluted age laws because a half-orc is an adult at 15 but an elf isn’t considered of-age until their first century.
Maybe democracies aren’t a thing in Faerûn because all you’d need is a few necromancers to literally have dead people voting
Bard rock bands
Yaaaaas boo all of this
don’t talk to me about slow burn until your otp takes over 130 years to admit their feelings
dnd culture
(enemy mini gets knocked over) (players all shouting) HES DEAD! LOOK HE HAD A HEART ATTACK HE’S DEAD
“NATURAL FUCKING 20″
(dm introduces a child or animal npc) (players adopt it on the spot)
player after their character gets knocked unconscious: i’m dead
dm and other players: you’re UNCONSCIOUS.
Making a DnD character: Intense, sad backstory. Complicated reasoning of why this character acts the way it does and motives for each of its actions connecting back to a character trait that emerged due to its sad past.
Playing your DnD character: “I roll to seduce rock”

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Concept: That scene in every 90s high school movie where someone shows the new kid around the cafeteria (”that table is the nerds, those are the jocks, the goths, the cheerleeders” etc) except it’s a medieval tavern and each table has a different d&d class.
Dungeons & Dragons is just a really complicated game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill.”
Cute girl of the day is Shannyn Sossamon!
♪ Never bang your ex-boyfriend’s dad ♪

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Is dnd strictly tabletop or is there a digital community to play amongst
There are digital options, roll20.net/ is the one I use most frequently. The only thing you technically really need to play is a consistent means of communication and I dont know dice probably
i play on discord with a dice rolling bot, but that’s because i tend not to use maps or figures. my mom;s told me stories of a campaign she played while on a hike, where they didn’t use dice at all, just talking. that strays pretty far away from the bounds of ‘dnd’ though.
When you realize that all rules are optional, it is then and only then that you truly become a Master of Dungeons.
failboat tag yourself meme
Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??
you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat
You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions
Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.
He seduced his way out, naturally.
A true bard
How much XP do we get for an orgy?
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