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Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

Gentlemen, it’s been an honor …

this is literally my thought process like all of the time

I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me

Everything about this is just amazing.

I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T

This is so funny I’m going to pee

Holy shit Tumblr - years long hiatus and this is the first post I see 😂

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

white ppl = M E S S

this is crazy how is america real

This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie.