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my knight told me I need to romanticize my own life more so I made a blog to motivate me

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I hath returned from the grocery store!

Just the essentials.

#witchposting #witchblr #sorry i've been gone something happened to me (positive) and i've been sitting and stewing on the experience since then #mostly just wondering if i should make a post about it bc it was really important to me or if it's too graphic for tumblr #and it's finally sunny and warm and i've been going outside to more to finally get some sun shining in my eyeballs to burn away the SADs #and my knight is graduating college soon so we've been spending more time together #AND i've been obsessd with KCD lately it's literally taken over my life i've been playing HOURS every day like it's insane #but hopefully with the market reopening for the season soon i'll be back to food posting again #if you even care to read this far then let me know if you'd like to see pictures or read a post about body suspension and play piercings #mostly asking bc some people get REALLY offended at body mods idk why like they're literally not happening to you #body suspension is about to become a bigger part of my life and i'm hoping it leads to a new career path #honestly thought this moment of my life wouldn't happen for another five years but i guess now is a good a time to start than ever #body suspension alone isn't a fulltime job but maybe this is my in to the industry #also this is kind of shameful to admit but i'm super nervous to start seeing people casually again #bc i haven' done that since highschool which was over a decade ago #i haven't had a friend in about ten years and suddenly i have four and they're asking to see me again #it's for like discussing plans to get the hook crew back together but they like me enough to invite me?? and they want to see me again????

I hath returned!

The sun is shining, the weather is warming, it's less windy, I feel like I've been rejuvenated just in time for spring!

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #cooking #i've been back from my trip for a whole week but i've only just now felt like something in me in ready for the change of the coming spring #i went to a body mod thing and got ressurected when it was both easter sunday AND first contact day so i feel like i won something #and it was a very important moment for me #i learned a lot of things about myself that weekend #things i'm not ready to share with anyone yet #it's my blood and i'm going to keep it to myself this time!#i'm thinking about making a post here about my experience at this event #but that's not really what this blog is about and it is a very graphic post #maybe i'll post a more polite version to my main blog and some photos #my knight was there too and she was my guardian angel the whole trip #despite her gaining a foot injury on the first day #the suspension wasn't what i was expecting to happen but it was the suspension i felt like i needed #i fought hard to get off the ground and wanted so badly to be able to let go of my knight and be lifted on my own #but i was a little too scared for it and didn't know how to ask myself for anything more #maybe i wasn't readyor maybe i wasn't strong enough and sometimes we have regrets but i don't regret what happened #i wish i had more in me at that moment but the piercing part unexpectedly took a lot more out of me than i imagined it would #for the first time ever i got scared of a piercing needle #they came at me with those big hook needles and i got scared bc i knew they were going to stabme with them #and i was scared for how sharp they were #it took me a moment to calm down and rationalize my thoughts but it made me less prepared for the coming suspension #it was an incredibly tough position too #idk how any of the girlies do it so camly and beautifully #i wanted my to have that beautiful moment for myself too but i don't regret having my knight in my arms instead #it was like a fairytale moment and my knight joked that we don't have many photos together and the ones we do have aren't normal lol #anyways sorry for the ramble about body suspension on a normal food post i've just been thinking a lot #and happy spring! it's finally warming up here after an absolutely MISERABLE march and i'm no longer mentally ill

Easy meal for a busy day

Beef ragu and a sourdough grilled cheese :))

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #cooking #just real basic stuff for me this week #still trying to get over my depression #and also found out i'm low on b12 so i have to eat more animal proteins like clams and beef #good thing my knight and i love clams #i'm about to have endless cesears and clam meat #i'm not really into beef #i used to work at a burger joint about a year ago where i would eat a burger patty three times a week #bc it was free lunch #but since i quit i haven't been eating a ton of beef and my b12 levels decreased by half #i've also been very fatigued but idk if that's he lingering seasonal depression or my b12 levels being so low #but i'll eat some clams and let you know

The cycle of body maintenance

Back at it again :(

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #i don't hate going to the gym as much as my knight does #but i've always been the more active out of the two of us #it's more like having to do it in order to maintain my health in the long term #i'm getting into my thirties now and my cardio health is shit lol #i'm hoping starting with one or two days a week helps build it into my routine #but i know it's all going to shit once i have to return to work so that's always nice to dread about #also sorry there's been a lack of kitchen posting i've been hit by a wave of depression and i'm just getting out of it now #also i haven't been properly grocery shopping in almost a month bc we're leaving on a trip soon #so we'll be going back to our regular kitchen witch content soon

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A delightful repast

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #cooking #when your knight requests a roast it is illegal to tell her no #it's all good tho bc it gives me an excuse to slap around a large piece of meat

Something else completly different

My first attempt at making cheese.

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #cooking #cheese making #really simple recipe of 1cup homo milk to 1Tbsp vinegar #scale up or down as needed #heat to 55C and add vinegar #stir and strain the curds into a bar towel and reheat the whey to 65C #squeeze as much whey our of the curds as you can #add the curds back to the whey to heat up and stretch and knead #repeatthe heating and stretching 4 times #then chill in salted ice water for at least 30min before eating #makes a really creamy and delicate cheese that can be sliced and melted easily #and a great way to use milk that is almost expired #my knight really liked this cheese on spaghetti and meatballs #and nice knowing i can get extra use out of milk bc i'm cursed to be intolerant

Meatballs are in high demand

Understandable as I make excellent meatballs.

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #cooking #for reference that's 45 meatballs #spaghetti and meatballs is one of my top 5 meals #you'll never truely appreciate a good meatball until you've had a really good meatball #then evrything else is disappointing

A witch's brew is dangerous work

But I've only my own clumsiness to blame.

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #shapeshifting #my familiar is no use during these times as he just gets in the way and distracts me #and he hates getting dirty so it's best he just sits at the table and watches instead of attempting to help #thankfully nothing i ever get is too serious #and when my knight gets home she drops to her knees and kisses every one #knight kisses are the best cure for any ailment #this is actually the most i've had happen to me in a while and i blame the poor quality sleep i've been having all weekend #something strange is in the air and my usual wards aren't working as they should

Now, for something completely different

Now that the worst of the bane of winter has passed, I feel like the time of hibernation is over and leaving my hovel feels less daunting.

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #another not cooking post omg #i'm still not exactly excited to go out in public but i'm less aprehensive and axious about it #also the veil seasonal depression has finally lifted for good #there are still days of snow and wind and freezing temperatures but it's less upsetting bc at least there's sunshine #also my knight keeps making fun of me for my small feet #i do not have small feet! they're proportional!#i also live a short walk away from the best indoor rink in my country and it's free #and i have not been taking advantage of it

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A different kind of quest today

My familiar and I "went to the gym", as it were. Twas like the desert in there, as in hot, arid, and sweaty.

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #my knight smuggled me a membership at her castle's fitness centre #so i have an obligation to use it as she went through a lot of work to acquire it #but also it motivates me to actually go as otherwise it'd be a waste #i have some euipment at home but i'm real meh about using it bc when i'm home i just want to be in bed cuddling my knight #taking my fitness seriously now bc my postural problems make it hard to be on my feet all day for work #also it was my first time taking my shirt off in front of strangers since i got surgery #i also started skating again bc i realized i should take advantage of living within walking distance of a free indoor rink

Waffles or pancakes?

I prefer waffles.

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #cooking #waffles #yes that’s my familiar he’s actually helping me this time instead of just sitting and watching #it’s been only this for the last couple days #first it was pancakes and now it’s waffles #bc i bought the good syrup and it’s so tasty #and yes it’s worth it bc it’s real and it comes from the sacred maple syrup land of (so called) ontario #my knight likes fruit and whipped cream on her pancakes #my secret to tasty quickbreads like these is a tsp of real vanilla bean sugar #i’d use paste instead but unsurprisingly the paste is so much more expensive than buying vanilla beans and rubbing the seeds into some suga #also leave the pods themselves in the sugar too bc they remain fragrant after seeding #and when making pancake or waffle mix really work the sugar and eggs together first to dissolve the sugar #dissolving the sugar will give them a glossy crust on the outside when cooked #like how you get that glossy top on brownies #in fact that is also how you get the glossy top on brownies #dissolving the sugar in the eggs before adding everything else in is my special technique for elevating homebaked goods #works on cookies too #mix in a stirring motion with a spatula instead of whisking bc a whisk adds extra air to the eggs unless that’s what you’re going for

knightsdinnertable

Potion in progress...

A cure for all ails.

knightsdinnertable

Tis finally complete

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #cooking #soup #soup posting #this isn't even its final form #i also simmer it for another day after so it becomes more like an elixer than a soup #soup this good indeed does take a few days to make #you can't rush perfection #if you ever wonder how i manage to continually enchant my knight to be loyal to me this is how

Be not afraid of your pan of casted iron

She's tougher than people are led to believe.

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #cooking #cast iron #yes i cook like this frequently bc i have an ocd thing about dirtying too many dishes at once #that's why i eat off cutting boards so often #i also love microplastics in my brain bc it helps itch the spots i can't reach #cast iron is honestly a little overhyped and actually really easy to take care of #idk why people treat it like it's a teflon pan #what is the point of having a cast iron if i can't use metal utensils on it??#the seasoning won't come off so easily bc it's literally a layer of polycarbons #trust me as a professinal who works in commercial kitchens that using a metal utensil on your cast iron willnot ruin it #watch cody's lab video of him casting an iron pan and then cooking an egg in it and it's rough and not seasoned at all #just heat up the pan and heat up the oil and you'll be fine #the pan seasons itself from just being used #also we don't use lye based soap anymore just wash it PLEASE #i put mine away dirty simply bc i'm lazy but i always wash it with soap before i use it again #i only have a really old electric coil stove so i prefer my carbon steel over a cast iron anyways #also don't be afraid of acids and tomato sauces i gaurentee it will not eat away your seasoning #i've left both my pans sit overnight with tomato sauce on them and nothing has happened #just wash with soap and towel dry and PLEASE just use the pans they will build up a seasoning on their own i promise #and don' be afraid to scour and scrub them! any bumps on the surface are not seasoning it's burnt on debris

Potion in progress...

A cure for all ails.

#witchposting #kitchen witch #cooking #witchblr #food #soup

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Yearning for warmer weather

Spent the last week afflicted with the dreaded crimson curse and my knight had a stomach bug, but thankfully we are now recovered and able to enjoy a meal that makes me long for spring.

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #food #i'm p sureshe got sick from accidentally drinking water that had a dead ant in it for who knows how long #we have a pharoh ant problem in our building and while it's been managed for a few years #we saw a few ants around her water cup last week #and then she got sick and i got my period #so it's been a terrible time in our tiny apartment this last weekend #but now that we're both doing better she went out and got me a treat of cured sausage and plums #and canned peaches and baby cucumbers #i also made a double batch of bread in preparation for being taken out for a week

A bread's lifecycle

The best part about making bread is getting a fresh, hot loaf all to yourself 🥖

#witchposting #kitchen witch #witchblr #baking #fermentation #sourdough #my favourite way to enjoy fresh baguette is with a little bit of good evoo and freshly cracked pepper #day old baguette is best with meats and cheese #anything older than that gets toasted and served with pate and pickles #i loveeee a high hydration no fat crispy bread #usually i make these with a levain but sometime i sub 1for1 with all starter #to get that extra sour flavour and blistery crust #and if i just have too much starter i'll add in extra #just adjust the water and flour down by equal weight #also you don't need to buy a baker's couche or banneton to make good bread #i'm a professional and i don't own either #you can impregnate a 100% cotton bar towel with flour and use that instead #and i just lay it in whatever shaped bowl you want your bread to be in #for oval loaves i use a roasting pan and for round loaves just a mixing bowl #and for baguette shapes just shape it into ditches #this recipe i was following was like ''place the baguettes on your bread stone'' like no we don't do that here #listen i LOVE cooking and baking and strongly believe in a diet of mainly whole foods and cooking as an essential skill #but i will NEVER accept that you need expensive equipment to do it #most of what i use is cheap or second hand or gifted or literally pilfered from the bin #my knight works at a post secondary residence and you will not BELIEVE the stuff students toss in the trash during move out #most of my pots and pans are from there lol #my kitchenaid was 'stolen' from my mother's place of work (meaning they were going to throw it in the trash and wouldn't let her take it)#and my chef's knife i got for 8$ at the asian grocery #you don't need fancy or expensive equipment or ingredients to make good food #only skills and knowledge are necessary

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