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I'm probably gonna reblog some of my previous stuff to make sure I always have something lined up in my queue, even if I don't have anything new ready.
I think all of the Hazbin Hotel villains are used as examples of the Seven Deadly Sins. (I watched season one & two of Helluva Boss)
Adam - 1 Pride
Lute - 2 Wrath
Vox - 3 Envy
Valentino - 4 Lust
Velvette - 5 Greed
Rosie - 6 Gluttony
Lilith - 7 Sloth
The Root of All Evil - She’s the original sin. To put it simply, Eve is the number 0 sin. 🍎
The concept of the seven deadly sins is based on Greek philosophical musings of biblical concepts, which became popular enough that they've become widely accepted into Christian lore. There were initially eight, but Despair/Sloth were merged, and Vainglory/Pride were merged, making the count 6, then Envy was added, which brings it back to seven.
There are varying lists and hierarchical rankings of each sin. But typically, Pride is regarded as the worst of all sins. The rest are derived from Pride, because they are all self-centered. It is often referred to by philosophers and theologians as "the Root of All Evil." So Roo would be Pride.
But I think reducing characters down to a single trait risks missing the point. I don't think the characters are meant to represent the traditional deadly sins.
I haven't really watched Helluva Boss, but it seems the Sins themselves have been mostly depicted as somewhat subversive of the sin they represent. Ozzie initially tried to hold onto a "no love, just lust" position, but quickly shifted to embrace his relationship with Fizz. So the Sins don't need to actually embody the deadly sins. Remove the harmful aspects of lust and you get passion. Wrath can be justice. Greed and/or Envy could be ambition, or maybe charity. Pride as confidence. Gluttony as nourishment, maybe gratitude. Sloth as caution or humility. Etc, etc.
Basically, if the Sins don't need to actually represent their sins in a deadly way, the other characters don't need to either.
Like, I still think Vox's primary sin is Envy, but that's not all he is. He's full of wrath and greed too. I don't think it's possible for people to only have one. Even Valentino, the poster-daddy of lust, has elements of wrath in his character too. Evidenced by his violent tantrums when he's upset.
Not to mention that we don't have any real idea of what Rosie and Lilith's dominant sin would be. Fans theorize that Rosie's is gluttony, but she hasn't actually displayed gluttonous behavior in canon. We know less about her than we do Alastor. And Lilith has barely even appeared, and has had no lines yet. We don't even know if she'll be a villain. And Sloth doesn't seem to fit what we do know her(being a proactive advocate for sinners resisting...something).
From what I understand, Viv grew up in a (protestant?)Christian environment and was frustrated by the interpretations of biblical stories that would blame women(like Eve and Lilith) for the fall of humanity. So while it's still possible, it would be weird for her to turn around and make Lilith the villain. Frankly, I think making Eve the villain would be weird too, but maybe the angle could be that villainizing someone will make them resort to being a villain. Hard to say what direction that will go right now.
if You asking about my au heres the reason why Cain is the leader of the exsorist,Angelica a snupish angel aresing Cain memory to make him Angelo her son who is great at Killing Angels, Angelica is passed on hypreical manipulative christanta who just their religious as a way to do horrible stuff and as well as a bitt of devil,she presents to be sweet nice and friendly but she hates humanity out of the fact Angels are supposed to be to them when in Angelica mind humanity is dirty trash who byttayed god by eating the fruit so when Cain died she grapes his soul and labotinist him to be the perfect soldier even chasing his soul form to not look like what he did on earth to the point not even his family reonizes him
If your wondering why god is allowing her to do this well nobody knows god plan but Angelica thinks he is allowing her
Any tight and cristist to help me improve
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Why'd she pick Cain, and how did she convince everyone else to make him the leader of the exorcists(regardless of the identity change)?
You said Angelica erased his memories to make him good at killing angels, but did you mean that Angelo is good at killing demons? Or does she want angels she dislikes to be killed too?
You'll probably want to address how she's able to erase his memory and change his soul form. That seems a bit intense. Why does she even know how to do that?
I wish Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss had their own video game. 🎮 
I'm neutral on this. Idk what kind of game would come out of this ip. They could maybe get a decent dating sim, but that's not my kind of game so it makes no difference to me.
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Vivziepop seems to always have fun reminding the fandom that Alastor is NOT perfect. If you look closely at every time Alastor almost dies, his mask (smile) is nearly gone.
Season 1: Adam almost killed Alastor, because he was too overconfident for his own good. Alastor’s smile hides his fear of his soul being permanently destroyed when he was at the mercy of an archangel. If Adam took the fight seriously, Alastor wouldn’t have time to use his demonic shadow powers to escape and he would have been killed by Adam’s angelic powers. The Radio Demon begrudgingly escaped for his own survival and he hated being reminded that he can’t always win. In the Hazbin Hotel season 1 commentary, Vivziepop thought it was really funny that Alastor actually thinks he can kill Adam? Alastor might’ve had a better chance against Adam if he asked Charlie and the others to help him win the fight, but he was too stubborn to ask for their assistance. Alastor lost that fight and he’s too prideful to admit that he was scared for his soul. That’s why he abandoned everyone who was defending the hotel against the exorcist angels.
Season 2: In the original leaked episode 4, human Alastor stopped smiling when he noticed a random deer hunter was about to shoot him. Human Alastor was in a situation where he was powerless to do anything to save himself and he didn’t have any true friends to warn him that a deer hunter is nearby, because he had no interest in genuine interpersonal relationships when he lived his short life on Earth. In the season 2 finale, Vox almost won his third fight against Alastor using the Might of Lilith weapon. That moment when Vox had a perfect shot on Alastor, he was still smiling while he was starring directly at his death. But Alastor’s eyes expressed a deep sense of terror and little bit of sadness, a deer in headlights. Alastor was forced to relive that embarrassing moment when he was about to be shot again by a gun (angelic laser cannon) and if it wasn’t for Emily saving him at the last second that would have been the final act for the Radio Demon. Vivziepop definitely did this on purpose to once again remind everyone that Alastor is not untouchable and he’s no different than all the other sinners in the Pride Ring who are all punished for the sins they committed on Earth when they were alive as humans.
Alastor challenged Adam and Vox. He almost died twice and he didn’t win both fights, he only survived. I’m curious to see what is Alastor’s next near-death experience will be in Hazbin Hotel season 3? Alastor almost dying twice might be Vivziepop’s way of foreshadowing her endgame for him in season 5?
Maybe Alastor’s next fight will be against Lucifer and Lilith?
His response to things going wrong is to get angry about it. So his smile becomes something like a snarl or grimace.
Personally, I think Alastor keeps getting outclassed because it would make for a short and boring season finale if he just won the battle for them immediately. But they couldn't completely sideline him because removing him to have a finale is also lame. There are other ways to keep an overpowered character from making short work of a climactic moment, but that's a writing issue and beyond the point.
In season 1, Alastor also thought he had been guaranteed power. He thought that power would be enough to challenge Adam. So I'm not sure if it was strictly overconfidence or if there was some misguided confidence too.
Honestly, It's not really that crazy for Alastor to believe he could take on Adam. They just found out angels could be killed, and there was no reason to think Adam was that much more powerful than the other exorcists, it's not like he would've had a reason to go all out like that in previous exterminations. That would be overkill, even for him. Vaggie was the only one who could have possibly known what Adam was capable of, and she obviously didn't know the extent of it.
Alastor didn't ask for help because he thought he didn't need it. He was the single most powerful of the Hazbins before Lucifer showed up, and held back the exorcists with his shield, killing them with armed shadows until Adam blasted it(which should have been a clue to him, but the plan to have Alastor distract Adam was already set). All he really needed to kill Adam was some angelic weapons and a solid hit. Alastor landed some solid hits on Adam, and if he'd used an angelic weapon during that fight he genuinely could have killed him.
Alastor left the battle because he got a really nasty wound and his staff was broken. Probably not much else he could do at that point. He likely killed more exorcists than anyone else anyway.
In season 2, Alastor was winning until Shock.wav showed up. It wasn't Vox that beat him, it was the giant shark pinning him so Vox could get a cheap shot, which should have gotten Shock.wav killed too.
Honestly, Alastor's death wouldn't have been traumatic for him. It would just piss him off after he woke up in hell and processed what happened. At most he would've heard a dog barking then it was over. He wouldn't have seen the hunter in the dark, and a headshot like that is an instant game over. So looking down the barrel of an angelic cannon would be just as terrifying to him as it would anyone else. The parallels are for the audience.
Alastor: misunderstood. Both in and out of the universe. Fans latch onto the version if him that they want to see(whether it's "irredeemably evil" or "has a traumatic backstory" or "secretly suffering and needs rescue" or "in love with [insert ship character here]" or whatever other characterization people come up with). In universe he wants to be misunderstood. He doesn't want anyone to see what he's up to, so he'll take great pleasure in confusing them. He'll play into some of the perceptions sometimes, and go against them other times. He wants the chaos of it.
Vox: Insatiable. Nothing he achieves or gains will ever be enough. Once he achieves his goal, he'll either get bored or see something greater to achieve. He cannot be satisfied.
Valentino: Abusive. I went back and forth between volatile and controlling for a bit, but both are classic traits of an abusive partner. He has intense and volatile mood shifts(possibly bipolar? Idk, I'd need to research that a bit better before committing), and I can easily see him falling into the cycle of abuse. There's a "honeymoon phase" where everything seems fine -> tensions build and the relationship gets rocky -> there's an explosive incident → reconciliation, apologies, gaslighting → back to honeymoon phase.
Velvette: Trendy. She's a bit harder for me to pin down, because I don't know as much about her. We've seen more of Vox, and Val is pretty straightforward. But I think she is part of how Voxtech would keep up with the trends and stay relevant. Without her, the Vees would come across like companies trying to implement old memes to be cool. She keeps them on the front end of trends by either jumping on early, or setting the trends herself.
Rosie: To be honest, I don't think we know enough about her for me to confidently settle on a single word aside from Cannibal. We don't know her intentions with the hotel, or why she sent Alastor away for 7 years, we don't know how malicious or genuine she is. "Helpful" might fit, but she is an overlord who will expect compensation for her services, so it's not as positive as the word suggests. "Loyal," perhaps, but that seems to apply more to the cannibal colony rather than her specifically. Maybe confident?
Carmilla: Defensive or protective. Her actions center around protecting her interests. Primarily her daughters, but she didn't become an overlord without protecting her business assets as well. Killing the exorcists was defensive, not offensive. Even protecting Hell is to her benefit, since she, her daughters, and her livelihood are there.
Zestial: Inquisitive. We don't know much about him in canon, but I headcanon that his power is in his web of infoemation. Collecting secret for blackmail or extortion, being an informant to those who can pay for his expertise, throwing others under the bus, etc.
I think he comes across as more "good" in comparison to other sinners because he's been around long enough to see plenty of evil and selfish acts, and it gets predictable and boring. He's still in hell for a reason, and is not really "good." I think Zestial is just at a point where he is more interested in people like Carmilla, who have surprising integrity despite being in hell. And was disappointed when she caved to Vox's agenda. Alastor is interesting because it's a mystery how he's so powerful, and why he doesn't just flaunt it for wealth and status. Alastor could live in luxury, yet prefers an overgrown bayou. Yet the fact he doesn't is interesting to Zestial.
Lucifer: Alienated. He was cast out of heaven, blamed for the evils of the world, and doomed to see the worst humanity offers. He ignores problems and isolated himself from the people of hell. He is so disconnected and struggles to relate, then retreats when it gets tough, which only widens the divide. Which is how he became estranged from Charlie. He struggled to be present.
hello! do you take art requests? i've seen you answer some asks about it, so I thought I'd send something in! Since you've drawn Charlie & Vaggi's outfits in the S2 finale, I think it'd be cool to see your take on the Vees' outfits there too, if you're interested :] Your re-designs are so fun!!
Sometimes! If I feel motivated and have time, and don't expect me to be fast.
I got the impression that the party in the finale was kinda formal dress, and I wanted to get something that fit that, but also still showed their individual flair. I also thought it was neat that Val and Vel had matching outfits, which set them apart from Vox because it thematically mirrors how astray Vox has gone from his team.
For Vox, I actually prefer his rally outfit, so I would give him that one. The trench coat was tacky, imo. So I didn't feel the need to explore more beyond a light and dark variation. I think I'd stick with the lighter one. Side note, I liked the little blacktip shark find details on his lapels and tailcoat.
For Val, I want to see the 70s aesthetic. I don't have a problem with him dressing more feminine, I just like the slutty 70s look on him. The first, mostly white one, was meant to somewhat match Vox, while still feeling off. Like there was an attempt to coordinate, but Vox is too busy going solo now. Then I just tried a few different combinations. Side note, fitting his glasses on his face is hard. I don't like the heart ones, because it makes the corners of his eyes look like nostrils. I think he should alternate through a few different frames, like Elton John. But round and square shapes are probably the easiest to get on him, imo.
Vel was more difficult. In the show, her dress felt a little plain. I assume it's because animating her fight scene with Niffty would be hard with long, flowy fabric to account for, so she ditched her Val-inspired vest-thing. Also the moment where her doll parts get all dismembered was probably easier to animate if the outfit didn't obscure her joints.
I wanted her to stay matching with Val to some extent. So her hat has a feather similar to his antenna. One way or another, I want to keep the fur collar, even if she does take it off later. I tried a couple options with bellbottoms, but that might run into practical issues with her dismemberment scene(as if I would have to worry about animating it, lol).
I thought about playing with different hairstyles too, but decided to stick close to how it was in canon. Added a couple front pieces, but that's basically it.
(Tumblr has a limit of 100 links per post, so I have to split them up once I hit the limit)
June 2026: origins of biblical and apocryphal demons -- Will I redesign Helluva Boss? -- Is Lilith disguised? -- was Eve created from clay or rib? -- would I make a hellaverse sona? -- kissing ships -- 3 nice things -- Cain's jealousy -- Does Abel have anxiety and/or autism? -- what does Alastor think of the hotel gang and vice versa? -- ideas for St Peter and Apostolic succession tangent -- Why does Cain have the mark? -- Will I design the Creators? -- Heavenbound AU character sexualities -- Did Pentious have to relearn how to walk in the AU? -- What happens to Abyssian humans after death? -- Are Cain and Seth's wives monkeys? -- Anon likes my Eve's design -- Seth looks like Eve --
(Tumblr has a limit of 100 links per post, so I need to split them up once I hit the limit.)
Jan 2026: Is Alastor a liar? -- Was Alastor always a demon? Does Rosie care? -- Alastor's character flaws -- Does Alastor feel indebted to Emily? Quick radio history -- Will Alastor try to kill Lucifer? -- Vox lost his marbles -- Are Alastor and Vox terrible because of Cain? -- Heavenbound Speaker of God? -- Abel, Lute, and Adam in Hear My Hope -- Alastor and Voldemort -- Alastor and Vox's ages pt1 -- Alastor and Vox's ages pt2 -- Alastor's childhood -- Heavenbound Adam's opinion on his sons -- Does Alastor even sleep? -- Rosie patching up Alastor -- Adam's body type -- Is Adam plus size? -- Rosie/Lilith? -- Should Alastor have asked for help? -- Did I feel bad for Vox? The Vees surprisingly functional team dynamic -- Opinion on Rosie -- Opinion on Amir Talai and Patrick Stump as VAs --
Feb 2026: Favorite Hazbin song -- Are you sure Vivzie's Adam ain't skinny? -- Will Heavenbound Adam become a sinner? -- What do we know about Lilith? -- Alastor's favorite holidays -- Alastor's favorite animal -- Where did humans get different phenotypical traits? -- Would the Vees get redeemed? What's in their futures? -- Show length, redemption arcs, and the Vees -- Is Alastor honest? -- Do I prefer Adam or Vox? -- Seth and the hazbins -- Seth and some medieval armor history -- Is Lilith a sinner? -- Lilith's horns -- Did Abyss create any humans? --
Mar 2026: Hellhounds and hellcats -- Hazbin's fumbled portrayal of heaven -- death scars/marks -- Is Alastor's goal to become the New King of Hell? -- would I change the Firstman's if they got canon designs? -- Lute, Adam, Eve, and Vaggie dynamics -- Would I freak out if Alastor stopped smiling and cried? -- Alastor and Vox are two sides of the same coin -- Why do sinners change their names? -- plus size anon likes skinny Adam -- Canon Adam should be his son instead -- what do I think of canon Adam? -- Alastor's favorite color -- Heavenbound Charlie, Vaggie, and Chaggie -- Why did Alastor reject Vox's offer? -- first family dynamics before Abel's death -- Charlie and Vaggie's backstories -- are the Creators inspired by the three Abrahamic religions? -- One-sided Radio Static --
April 2026: Emily and Sera opinions on exterminations, hazbins, and Firstmans -- what is Alastor and Rosie's new deal? -- are redeemed sinners discriminated in my AU? -- Why is Lilith snake themed in my AU? -- Is Alastor indifferent to Vox -- tumblr community for Heavenbound AU -- Pentious/Pendleton is a winner while Alastor and Vox/Vincent are not -- Hazbins favorite foods? -- will Lilith put Alastor in his place? -- is there a time limit before sinners are cast in the eternal pit? -- Death scars part 2 --
May 2026: Is Adam also Michael? -- a couple season 3 predictions -- is Alastor a gentleman? -- People are vile because they are scared? -- Alastor and Respect -- Other wives of Samael? -- Tree of Knowledge of good and evil -- What if Alastor was redeemed -- what if Husk was redeemed -- The First Family's achievements -- Hazbin villains' fatal flaw -- Blossom and Niffty -- Alastor and freedom -- Ranking biblical accuracy --
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I like you design of Seth,he Looks so much like eve he probably gets smiteken by a drink Adam
Here's the design for those who haven't seen.
I'm glad you like his design! I tried to give him some traits of both his parents, but he did end up leaning more toward Eve's looks. He's not as round and petite as her though. Seth has man hands for sure. Abel got some of the more soft and petite traits. Like big eyes, small hands, etc. I think it's more likely to mistake Abel for her.
I just wanted to say that I absolutely ADORE your Eve design, it’s the best design I’ve seen for the Abrahamic figure (Hazbin or otherwise), the earthly color palette, the curly hair, the soft and warm facial features, and the curvy and round body SCREAMS “mother of humanity” and I love it 🥰
I'm glad you think so! I really like how she turned out. Before I designed her, I knew I wanted her to have curly dark hair and a full figure. And earthy colors felt like a given.
It was important to me that she was motherly. Some might argue the most important thing she's done is eat the fruit, but that isn't exactly true, imo. Motherhood was her greatest accomplishment. And her nurturing and caring traits are her most fundamental.
I have a different perspective on the story of Adam and Eve and what it means, and that informs a lot of my choices with them.
In the Heavenbound AU, I just haven't wanted to delve that deep. If I had to commit to something, it would probably be the creation of more people, even if they don't eat the fruit(the fruit granted morality, not humanity. Humanity is inherent.). Adam and Eve were the first humans, but that doesn't have to mean they were the only ones created from the earth. Descendents would still have Adam and Eve as ancestors.
Biblically, there's no explicit answer. There's different interpretations and theories.
Apocryphally, it can vary. If I remember right, most sources say Cain married his own twin, but sometimes it's Abel's twin. And some sources say Seth married Abel's twin, while others say it was a different sister.
More under the cut
If you take the story literally and believe Adam and Eve were the first humans, just made from the dirt/rib, then it's a reasonable conclusion. There wouldn't have been any other options.
There's other ways to potentially justify the story, even with science in mind. When Cain is cursed, he claims the punishment is too much, because anyone who sees him will try to kill him, so God gives him a mark to warn others. This implies there are already other people who could want vengeance.
Maybe Adam and Eve were the first homo sapiens(our species), and they married other homonids. Lots of people today have Neanderthal ancestry, so it's not unreasonable to at least consider the possibility.
Maybe they are just the start of the Jewish lineage, and the story is told from a very Jew-centric perspective. So the other people Cain alludes to would be other tribes of people, Semitic or otherwise.
I personally don't think the story is literal. It exists to illustrate a point, because early history was not recorded as factual dates and events. In oral traditions, stories are easier to pass down than literal, factual histories. Adam and Eve sure didn't write it down. Jewish and Christian traditions claim Moses wrote it. Scholars generally think there's multiple authors(considering that Moses' death is recorded in a book he supposedly wrote... either he didn't write it, he was prophesying his death, faking his death, or someone else had to have added that in afterwards).
I know I'm not the first to think of it. I've seen others theorize that its symbolic of the evolution of ape to man. It's a more rational way to reconcile theology and science, imo.
I also think the story is symbolic of the evolution of mankind from sentience into sapience(which is a higher level of cognitive capacity). But I would go a step further and suggest that, maybe, it's representing the spiritual development of our souls rather than just mortal ancestry.
We lived as spirits before living on earth like we do now, but reached a point that we needed a mortal experience to grow more. So we "ate the fruit," and left the premortal world(Garden of Eden) and were given physical, mortal bodies(coats of skin) to live out a difficult, fallen life(outside of the Garden). Then once we've done that, we will leave this mortal life, and go back to the spiritual world(heaven) greater and wiser than we were before(like "gods", knowing good and evil).
I could go deeper into it, but the theory is a bit much to get into for this post and you didn't even ask about all this, so I'll leave it there. Instead, I'll wrap this up with just one last thing: I'm a Star Wars nerd, and I think this quote fits even if it wasn't how the line was intended:
If you end up going with the idea that the Abyss created more humans like Lilith even after Adam and Eve ate the fruit and descended to Earth to mingle with their descendants, what would happen to those Abyss created humans after they die? Would they cease to exist since unlike Lilith they didn’t eat the fruit and therefore have no soul that can go to Heaven or Hell after dying? Or does the Abyss know how to create humans with souls and therefore they’re indistinguishable from regular humans?
The fruit didn't give them souls, they already had them. The difference would be that they have no sense of morality. So either they can't distinguish right from wrong, or they're just evil. But I don't really like the unintended implication that mentally disabled or neurodivergent people might be created by the personification of evil. So please keep in mind that I'm not trying to demonize people like that. That whole idea might just go in the bin now that I've noticed that potential issue. 😅
This is just stream of consciousness brainstorming now, so bear with me.
I need to figure out how Abyss was able to create a person to begin with. Abyss is not a creator, and has no clean souls to offer. Either Lilith was always a demon, or was initially a soulless puppet that gained a soul somehow. The tree has nothing to do with granting souls, just moral comprehension.
I think I like the soulless puppet idea more. Lilith was supposed to be a soulless puppet, maybe an avatar for Abyss to possess in order to fool the humans, but Abyss wasn't actually able to use it for some reason. Or maybe a stray soul found it's way to the puppet and bonded with it, becoming Lilith.
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Since Pentious in the Heavenbound AU regained his human appearance after ascension, did he have a hard time adjusting to having legs and needing to walk again because he got used to slithering? Or does he instinctually know how to use them as if he never lost them?
If he was still a sinner in hell and somehow got legs again, or even somehow became a mortal human again, he'd have to go through a long rehab process and relearn how to walk.
But in his ascended form, it's more like riding a bike. He didn't really forget how to walk, so it comes back naturally. But he did spend so long slithering that it's a bit of a readjustment.
I don't really mess with that much. There's just a few that I narrow down in my headcanons, but I'm open to changing my mind for most of them.
I'll go over some under the cut
Charlie: Bi, preference for either masculine men or feminine women.
Vaggie: Lesbian.
Angie: Gay, preference for masculine men.
Alastor: Aroace. Straight sex neutral, gay sex repulsed(he doesn't care what others do. It's just the idea of himself doing it is repulsive).
Niffty: Straight. Likes bad boys. I don't think she's necessarily an ally, she just doesn't care whatsoever about anyone else's sexuality. She'll wave a flag cuz its fun and everyone else is doing it.
Husk: Pan, but reduced libido because he died when he was older.
Pentious: Bi, with a preference for strong, masculine women. Cherri would be very unconventional and scandalous by the standards of his time.
Cherri: Bi, with a preference for masculinity(men or women). I think this because she had no interest in Pentious until he forcefully kissed her then ran off to be heroic.
Baxter: Cis, straight demi. He's more committed to science than sexuality. Cis because I think it would be funny if nobody believes him when he says he's cis amab, everyone just thinks he doesn't want to be clocked as afab so they act extra supportive of his non existent transition. But he finds it interesting to develop transition methods through his scientific research.
Blossom: straight
Lucifer: Pan
Lilith: Bi, preference for men
Vox: Bi, but with a stronger preference for men.
Val: Pan and freaky about it. He's typically the dominant one, like with Angie, but he's the more submissive one with Vox.
Vel: Lesbian. She's probably into more submissive ladies.
Katie Killjoy: Straight and rude about it
Tom Trench: Seems possibly bi in canon, but I could consider making him gay instead.
Sera: Lesbian, since merch revealed it. I don't think she really engages much with her sexuality, since her position as a seraphim would inevitably cause a power imbalance she wouldn't be comfortable with.
Emily: I haven't committed to anything. Maybe ace. Idk.
Firstmans(Adam, Eve, Seth, Cain, Abel) are straight. I'm open to Cain being Bi though.
Peter(the twink, not the more biblical St Peter): Gay or bi. I'm open to being wrong and changing my mind.
Edit: My St Peter is either straight or bi with a preference for women.