Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
β vladchoc (@vladchoc) January 17, 2013
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Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
β vladchoc (@vladchoc) January 17, 2013

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We're here today to witness the union of two special people. The lasers we use to fuse them together are very powerful, so goggles on please
β sharon memes (@chuchugoogoo) October 1, 2012
"Look, son! I built a time machine!"Dad, you just put some glow sticks on the minivan.*dad pulls a gun*"Get in the fucking time machine."
β Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf) May 10, 2013
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MISSED CONNECTION: It was 1997. We were at the park, playing freeze tag. You froze me then went home. Please come back, I want to live life.
β Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) February 6, 2013
*picks up rattlesnake* yo check out this weird spagehti haha *gets bited* OH MY H*CK THIS IS OUCH SPOGETYI
β Chelsea (@WeedCoffin) January 12, 2013
Tumblr is a computer generated dream world, built in order to change a human being into this *morpheus holds up poorly drawn anime dragon*
β Eiffel 65 - Blue.wav (@ABigBagOfKeys) August 7, 2012
Me: Honey, have you seen my favorite turd?wife: yeah it's in the laundry room, I washed it this morning Me: you WHAT
β andrulius (@Peeglass) April 18, 2014
Me in Hell: i *like* this. i enjoy suffering, it rocks atuallySatan [exasperated]: this guy is owning me! this guy is owning all of hell!!
β lemons (@respected_loner) December 27, 2013

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mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? [owls head rotates, begins to spit blood, eyes firing lasers]
β fuckface academy (@apollilaire) June 3, 2012
please have a seat. as your doctor I suggest *opens up desk drawer, it's full of raw hotdogs* um I suggest you *stares at those dogs* ummmmm
β kale fan (@FilthyMacrame) June 4, 2013
βYou have 3 wishes"*smirking*I wish*genie catches on**we start belting*YOU'D STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND*we accidentally kiss*
β A Responsible Man (@OBiiieeee) May 16, 2013
"guns donβt kill people, guns CREATE people!" *fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*
β Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious)
April 9, 2013
You say you kissed a girl?! Hot crackers, whatta scoop! Now *tips back hat w/ little sign that says "PRESS"* did you learn how they pee
β Horton Atonto (@crushingbort) February 7, 2013

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"all i want for christmas is true love" shut up fcuker you want a video game and Ted on bluray
β mistletoe monty (@weepysweetmonty) December 25, 2012
*xenomorph bursts from my chest* Ha ha, get back in there little guy, it's too early!*alien reluctantly takes off tiny party hat*
β Maebeley Momblepot (@maebemarbles) July 10, 2013