Hello! I'm Knife Guy and I love knives. I can give you a knife if you want one 🔪🔪🔪 You may know me from such places as r/badtwosentencehorrors and similar. It's very knife to meet you!

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@knife-guy-offical
Hello! I'm Knife Guy and I love knives. I can give you a knife if you want one 🔪🔪🔪 You may know me from such places as r/badtwosentencehorrors and similar. It's very knife to meet you!

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Memento Mori esoteric ceremony ritual dagger, bronze, 19th century.
KNIFE!!
Rating: 8/10. Looks like it's made of cheesecake to me for some reason. Beautiful design though.
May I have a knife, Mr. Knife Guy Official?
Of course!
Have this chopper. Beautiful. Hope you enjoy her 🔪🔪🔪
I'm gonna be completely honest when I say I realized what this is based on immediately upon finding your blog
Oh? And what's that?
Didn't even see the intro post yet, just the url
Yup. Two sentence horror. Also I love knives 🔪🔪🔪
I have a knife collection irl
Same!
Recently acquired this one.
This is my favorite impractical knife :)
Ooooooooo that's beautiful I love the pattern
I'm gonna be completely honest when I say I realized what this is based on immediately upon finding your blog
Oh? And what's that?
Didn't even see the intro post yet, just the url
Yup. Two sentence horror. Also I love knives 🔪🔪🔪
I have a knife collection irl
Same!
Recently acquired this one.

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I'm gonna be completely honest when I say I realized what this is based on immediately upon finding your blog
Oh? And what's that?
Didn't even see the intro post yet, just the url
Yup. Two sentence horror. Also I love knives 🔪🔪🔪
I'm gonna be completely honest when I say I realized what this is based on immediately upon finding your blog
Oh? And what's that?
“Finally, I’m alone,” I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight. “No your not,” said Knife Guy.”
I brought snacks, we're having a sleepover. Here's a knife to open the fruit snacks with 🔪
NOTES GAME
100 notes: I will draw myself
250 notes: I will reveal my 'gender'
500 notes: I will release the first 1 chapter of my zebra polish fanfic
1000 notes: I will paint my nails black (irl)
5000 notes: I will write, finish, and release the zebra polish fanfic
10,000 notes: I will kiss @blacknailpolishoffical
green means go! yellow means soon! red means stopped!
I wasn't gonna reblog but THERE'S GAY ACTIVITY ON THE LINE
GO OFFICALS GO
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Do you know knife offical?
I've seen them around but I'm a little intimidated

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Who is gonna buy these for me 🥺
Hello! I'm Knife Guy and I love knives. I can give you a knife if you want one 🔪🔪🔪 You may know me from such places as r/badtwosentencehorrors and similar. It's very knife to meet you!
Can I has a knife? :D
Yup!
Have this one. Very pretty.
i mean i think...
you're gonna have to call yourself...
mr. knife fingers...
/ref
Pardon?
Are you ready?
Ready as I’ll ever be
Ready for anything
What's going on?
In which order?!?
Simultaneously
We fight in the skeleton war, and during it we send a task force to Majora’s-Mask the moon onto our enemies
I thought the skeleton war was on the moon?
We get to go to the moon!!?
..who? Is it? Who's going? Is it the entire OfficalVerse™ or just the people part of the evil rubber duck cult or T.E.A? Or just like a few people...? What is happening.
Anyone who interacts with this post can go
*tries to lick this post.*
...i- ...I don't have a mouth...
I forgot about that-....
Uh-...
Well I reblog ed so IM COMING WITH YOU.
I WILL BRING ALL THE KNIVES 🔪🔪🔪
Hello! I'm Knife Guy and I love knives. I can give you a knife if you want one 🔪🔪🔪 You may know me from such places as r/badtwosentencehorrors and similar. It's very knife to meet you!
Knives you say? I’ll gladly take one >:]
Hell I'll take 20!! I got all this room I need to fill up
Have this exquisite set of exacto knives! Very professional.

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*eats your laundry and runs away in fear of being knifed*
Joke's on you! My laundry is made of knives!!! 🔪🔪🔪
You need knives‽
Have 27 of them.
*The pile of knives gets poured in front of you*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE