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timezones don't matter if your sleep schedule is fucked up enough

Hey so 2016 was 10 years ago how we feeling

one of the worst things about fandom is when people headcanon a certain character as gay and suddenly that becomes the only valid, practically unofficial-official canon reading of that character's sexuality. gay. just gay. character has shown romantic or sexual desire for women? it's comphet, don't worry, he's still gay. character isn't interested in sex much at all? it's because he hasn't fucked a man, obviously. character has lots of women friends? they are the hags to his fag, he's gay, why are you even trying. and it all seems like a very Transformative and Woke way to read a character until you step back and realize how much biphobia, acephobia, misogyny, and transphobia are baked into the adamant refusal to accept The Character as anything other than gay. it's horrendous, actually. but you will get shot in the streets for this.

I overheard my 14-yo say (while petting her cat), "you raw piece of corn. You unplugged toaster. The plate is spinning, but the light isn't on."

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

today i am thinking about men covered in blood … lips busted, bruise forming on their jaw, completely and absolutely covered in blood … men defending your honor …. yeah

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