i‘m alive

This is very triggering

A C C U R A T E

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

This just kept on getting better.

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

I can picture the Amity Park kids doing this when they move to different cities/states

Warming her tootsies.

me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever

he bake the beans

who wanna be my baby daddy so I can give this to you

i appreciate thats drastically harder then making a ‘correct’ cake

That is a goddamn FEAT of culinary engineering.

Meeting your friends after lockdown