Incorrect S.W.A.T. Quotes

Deacon: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Tan: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Luca: I got distracted halfway through. Chris: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Street: Did you miss me while I was gone? Tan: You were gone?

Chris: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers. Tan: Chris, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

Street: *makes Luca a cup of tea but puts salt in it* Luca: *sips tea* Street: Luca: *finishes tea* Street: Didn't it taste bad? Luca: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Street, tearing up: Oh, okay.

Mumford: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Rocker: We could attack them with hummus. Mumford: I stand corrected. Rocker: Just keeping things in perspective.

Tan: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Street way. Chris: Isn't that the wrong way? Tan: Yes, but it's faster.

Chris: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

Tan: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Chris: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Deacon: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Luca: Smad.

Hondo: God, give me patience. Street: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Hondo: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.