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General Info

Everyone is College age (18 and up)

First year Floyd becomes housewarden and Azul as vice

Floyd is terrible at his job and he makes Jade pretend to be him 80% of the time

Floyd is the acting head but Jade and Azul run everything

Mostro Lounge is a rowdy bar, and holds a secret fight club w/ betting (all through Azul's contracts)

The fight club is physically only, no magic allowed

Azul is in charge of all the betting and finances

Floyd runs it and provides commentary and joins in a lot of the time

Jade is there to break things up before someone dies

Crowley eventually finds out about Jade and Floyd interchangably being housewarden and just makes them co-housewarden

He knows about fight club but ofc Crowley doesn't care as long as no one dies (+ he gets a share of the profits sometimes)

Dynamics

Floyd and Jade do whatever they want and Azul bails them out most of the time

Azul would like to be housewarden, but he isn't confident in beating the both of them

The twins still find joy in teasing Azul and tries to toss him into the ring a couple of times

They threw him in successfully once and now Azul only sits in the office watching through cctv

Azul did win—he has killer grip and arm strength

Azul often tries to find the tweel's weaknesses hoping to usurp them one day

Jade knows what Azul wants to do and finds it entertaining and plays with him

Floyd doesn't care he didn't even want to be housewarden he just wanted to fight

Azul is the "backstabbing second in command" trope

The tweels find it endearing especially when he fails bc they know him too well

You crack open a character tag and you scroll down a bit, and in less than five minutes you'll find a beautifully embellished post with custom separators and HTML coded text and fonts. The title? Spinky McHotman Fucks You At a Wendy's.

Then, when you open it, you're faced with the most unimaginative, generic and eye-roll worthy slop of a smut you could ever think of. You check again to make sure the writing is actually about Spinky McHotman, because his lines sound like they were written by an underpaid porn screenwriter and acted out by an even more underpaid porn actor. The tags match, it clearly says spinky mchotman x reader.

So, severely disappointed, you scroll for...A grand total of a minute and a half at most, before you're met with an almost identical post. You check the blog just to make sure it's not the same author, but no. It's actually an entirely different person who happens to use the exact same embellishments and the likes. You read this one too out of curiosity, and somehow this is even worse. It reads like a child who just learned the words for genitalia, plagiarizing a Harlequin story from memory after skimming through it for ten minutes before mom came in. Spiky McHotman sounds like a cardboard cutout with sentient family jewels taped to it.

You continue to scroll some more, and you find a blog that specialises in writing X readers for requests. One request seems... Actually interesting, anon might be onto something! And who knows, maybe the blog owner used the idea creatively and oh no, it's just more horny slop. The actual interesting parts of the idea are barely elaborated upon, almost as if the writer was in physical pain writing about something other than sex onomatopoeia and genitalia descriptors for more than two minutes. The rest of the story is more poorly written, generic smut.

Tired, you check the blog, out of exasperated boredom.

Turns out, the writer isn't even in the fandom Spinky McHotman originates from, so their perception of him is based on other fanfics of him. They post 3 x readers daily, and all of them follow the exact same formula, the only changes being in names and places. Each post has a 100 likes at the minimum.

Desperate, you scroll for a little longer, before you officially give up. You ask God to give you a sign of some kind - and moments after, you see it. The sign itself, louder and clearer than an infant's first cry :

Yandere!Spinky McHotman Kidnaps Fem!Reader At A Wendy's

Reference I used...kinda