Why?

It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you can’t even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.

Stephen Hawking and John Oliver

My roommate was so angry at me for this pun.

im crying at this little old lady who posts nothing but skyrim videos and starts it off with “hi grandkids”

This woman is a gift.

not creative in any way

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