kloppo is love, kloppo is life

I love when people say “I don’t care who wins” COULD NOT BE ME I have all the teams ranked based on who I want to win and who I despise

im like so sorry if ur pookie is not doing well but these regulations are so juicy, the God of unreliability is finally smiling upon the sport again, 4 cars not starting at all. cars stalling, spinning and shitting the bed for no rhyme or reason in any session. cars actually overtaking, different cars with different strengths, the rookies are not house trained... divine comedy

What is the meaning of international law at this point when some countries are allowed complete impunity to do whatever they want without consequences

We can jest and joke about Cristiano Ronaldo being irrelevant now all we want but the truth is that he can just have dinner with Trump, and Infantino and the heir to the Saudi throne in the White House and suddenly have his two game suspension removed for the World Cup…. this man and this entire sport reek of corruption and fraud lol

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

i’d get so much done if it wasn’t for the overwhelming urge to not do anything

nooo don’t develop class consciousness based on your material reality as a human female under patriarchy haha ur so sexy

love and light to the dan and phil girlies that was never my bag but i was fully under the impression that they admitted to being in a relationship like multiple years ago. honestly i thought they were married

That makes her the bossman of the customers what's confusing

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

Three languages enter, one language leaves.

official linguistics post

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like "I think there's a secret elite group of people who control everything" and you can tell them "actually you're not completely wrong, it's just not a secret group of people, it's a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open" and they'll be like "hmmn I don't think it's THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories"

They'll be like "I heard there's a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country" and you'll tell them "I mean yeah that's what the Epstein files are about" and they'll say "no I'm pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually"