KING MAX.

oh man thot u were dead again

’ oh great king, how do I earn execution? prompt & just execution? ‘

“thank you, thank you, i do ever so try.”

a pause.

“i’m still top bitch though right?”

“you got that right!”

and with that being said he leans over and kisses him on the mouth very gently

he got a kiss

“did you really just say the word ‘inhale’? at me???? just that????? nothing else???????? no ‘i missed you too’ kiss?”

“you know im always here for my bae”

“that’s….that’s kind of how dating boys works max…baby…we’re dating.”

“maybe because…and hear me out…You’re Gay. and it has been a while. maybe i’ve learned a few new…tricks that can change that.”

“It’s okay, Max, I still love you”

’ the real WAR is this CAMP & YOU are but another busted canon among weaponry. GO BACK. ‘

no one cares

“bold thing to say to the guy who can literally start fires with his mind…but you’re right.” 

“....you can start fires in your mind but not in your boyfriends heart. pitiful.”