faruzan: kaveh, are you alright? what happened?

kaveh: welllll

kaveh: alhaitham is passively-aggressively washing the dishes i promised to wash 5 hours ago

summary: you give Neuvillette head under the desk during a trial.

pairing: Neuvillette x y/n (fem)

NSFW warning: oral, public, vulgar

Word Count: 255

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art cred: daoinesithart ( twitter )

nsfw under the cut:

Pairing: Kaeya, Diluc, Itto, Childe, Pantalone, Dottore, Wriothesley, Zhongli x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, creampie, breeding kink, teasing, mention of pregnancy, tail use, possessiveness, mating press, rut/heat

A/N: Wrote things like this before but I really like thinking about it.

Kaeya has a just breed kind of mentality. He may dirty talk and say he will pump you full and make you pregnant but it's just talk. Better than anyone he knows that he's not in the right place to make anyone pregnant because he wouldn't be able to be there for the kid. All the creampies he may give you never actually result in anything, he's way to careful and reminds you to take the morning after pill.

Diluc wants kids with you, really badly but he's not always serious about it. His breeding kink is obvious, he loves to see his cum inside you, he loves to push it inside you and even talk about having a family some day but only when you're both ready. When that moment happens he will fuck you until he sees your belly get round with his child, so you better make damn sure it's what you want.

Itto always breeds to impregnate you, he doesn't even need to be in his oni rut to have that urge. That deep and primal need to fill you with his seed and watch you get bigger and bigger, give birth to a healthy baby and how you'll raise it together. Whenever he can he will put you into a mating press, his balls always slapping against you at lightning speed as he roars about how he'll make you pregnant.

Childe isn't sure if he wants a kid or not but he does enjoy the sight of you when you're all fucked out of your mind and have his cum spilling from your pussy. Can say quite a few things in the moment he rarely means them, so you always have to have a conversation afterwards if you should take the pill or not. He can't help the gleeful smile on his face when the day comes that you don't take it.

Pantalone talks about it often but is always the one who pulls out, leaving no possibility of you getting pregnant. For him the dirty talk does a lot and he knows you're the same, you want all of the fun but none of the risk, which is why he loves you so much, you understand him perfectly. Besides seeing his cum on you is a much better sight if you ask for his expert opinion.

Dottore never breeds you without thinking it could take, or at least hoping. You may think it's just words but it's not. He's always rough, always leaving you shaking and twitching and unable to walk but when he sees the first signs of pregnancy he makes sure to keep his hand on your stomach at all times, protecting the life you managed to create together.

Wriothesley teases you by saying he will breed you but you're never quite sure if he will. You want it and he knows it by the way you lock your legs around him to make sure he doesn't pull out like he sometimes will. It's you who always begs him to stay inside, so of course he will, but you also know that he is a busy man, there will be time to have a family, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the creampies.

art @ manuhamu

warnings: angst. no comfort. suicide.

scara. 08:44

*picture*

i saw cherry blossoms fall to the lake and thought it was pretty.

scara. 10:12

*picture*

chemistry is boring.

scara. 12:51

*picture*

i’m eating instant noodles. i missed your cooking.

scara. 13:32

*picture*

this cat looks like you.

scara. 18:45

*picture*

i was going home with my skateboard but i fell.

scara. 21:03

*picture*

my knee still hurts.

scara: 23:31

the bed is cold.

scara. 23:34

i wish you were here to make it warm.

scara. 23:52

knowing you are cold, all alone under the dirt making me want to go to you.

scara. 00:00

Pairing: Kaeya, Diluc, Itto, Thoma, Childe, Pantalone, Kaveh, Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Zhongli x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, cockwarming, aftercare, kissing, size difference, flirting, biting, implied creampie, slight breeding kink, pillow talk

A/N: Realistically they'd all need some downtime. So let's make it cute.

Kaeya doesn't stay inside you until he gets hard, which would make it faster. After the pace he just set he doesn't want to get hard fast, he wants to take his time to stretch his arms which he used to hold your legs. Wouldn't be very good if he got a cramp in the next round.

Diluc makes sure you both get enough water and snacks for later. It's a bit difficult to walk with a semi-hard on, even more distracting when you're staring at it. Perhaps he should have put some pants on while he hand fed you, you're not gonna make it through a meal.

Itto talks your ear off while he has you lying on top of him, pressing his slowly hardening cock against your folds. He knows you can feel it twitching, getting hard again but he wants to finish the story he stared. Besides he really likes cuddling with you.

Thoma spends his time pampering you with kisses. He has to let you know how much of a good time he had before and what better way then kissing every inch of your body? The sounds you make only spur him on, he didn't expect you to get wetter from it though.

Childe does push ups with you laying beneath him so that he would get a kiss for each one. And feel your wet pussy brush against his cock. Don't worry about him running out of stamina, if anything this will build his adrenaline back up.

Pantalone has you in his lap, his cock still inside you, keeping all that cum in while he goes through paperwork. Yes he said no more work but if you want a round two you have to wait and he's gonna be productive until he is ready to go again. You have to wait.

Kaveh insists on giving you a massage to pass the time. He feels you arch into his skilled hands, push your thighs apart when he's at your thighs, sigh heavily when his fingers brush against your sensitive cunt. It's like you're trying to make him hard faster.

Neuvillette wraps his tail around you and keeps you close to him. He's slowly biting from one side of your neck to the other, like he's trying to give you a pretty necklace. He doesn't care about the mess his cum makes on his thighs as long as you're on top of him.

Wriothesley says he fuck you without his cock but he will give you time to calm down, because he doesn't need it. He will cuddle with you, he will take it easy, but because you want to. Absolutely not because he is touch-starved.

cyno's comedy act debut in fontaine

Did one of the Sisters tell you I'd be here? I guess they've all known me long enough now to have figured me out, huh...

Every year, I come to the tavern on my birthday for a glass of Dandelion Wine.

At first, they were all so worried that I'd end up getting drunk, so they'd follow me when they saw me heading to the tavern. But nowadays, they just tell me to relax and leave everything else to them.

alhaitham x reader

sypnosis: after alhaitham fails to show up for your birthday “party” things seem to go worse between you as well as your best friend kaveh

warnings: angst, no comfort, arguments

the clock chiming felt taunting with every minute that passed. every minute that passed with alhaitham nowhere in sight. every minute that got closer to midnight. a gentle sigh left your lips, the thickly frosted cake sat in front of you untouched. you were sure if you had lit the candles they would have been nothing but melted wax by now.

you weren’t sure why you wanted to believe things would be different tonight. with alhaitham’s busy schedule it made moments between you two scarce and few. only speaking for a few minutes in the morning, knowing he’d be gone all day. you didn’t blame him for it, no. how could you? he was busy doing his job as a scribe! piling onto his already busy schedule felt nauseating. but you trusted his promise he made to you only two weeks prior. a promise to come home early on your birthday, to celebrate together.

it felt so long ago now. the clock reading 11:46 and he still wasn’t home. the sound of the door opening perked you up, a wide smile on your face as you got up, ready to greet alhaitham.

“haitham! i- oh.”

the blonde haired architect smiled softly at you, your shoulders slumping. “hey kaveh, why’re you home so late?” you spoke softly as he came inside.

“i just got caught up with things, figured i’d rather finish them here.. where’s alhaitham? i thought you two would be together right about now?”

you shook your head softly, “i guess he got caught up with things as well.”

kaveh studied your face for a moment before smiling sadly, “happy birthday (y/n).” you whispered a quiet thank you as he walked to his room, the door shutting gently behind him.

a silent storm brewed in your mind and you couldn’t help but feel so defeated. your boyfriend of four years couldn’t bother to show up for your birthday? did he really think his work mattered more than you?

you remembered every time you passed up something with your friends or an event you had wanted to go to, just for alhaitham. considering his feelings and knowing he didn’t like those things. only wanting to spend time together even if it meant missing out on things you also deemed as important.

always taking his feelings and thoughts on certain things, but he couldn’t even come home for your birthday? your sigh was much more aggravated than it was before, your patience as thin as paper.

just as you were about to put the cake away the door opened, the clock reading 12:24. no words were said as you closed the fridge door, making your way past alhaitham before he stopped you. a firm hand on your shoulder.

“what, alhaitham? it’s late, i’m going to bed.” you attempted to shrug his hand off but he held his grip. “you’re angry, why are you upset with me?” alhaitham spoke cooly and composed.

you scoffed loudly, angry tears were trying to escape your eyes but you wouldn’t let them. you wouldn’t cry over him.

“oh, i wonder! i really do, alhaitham. maybe because it’s my birthday and you didn’t bother to show up? just a reminder since you seemed to have forgotten, or do you just not care? i don’t think i want to know the answer.” you spat out like poison. a look of annoyance crossed alhaitham’s face.

“are you serious? you’re behaving like a child over your birthday? i was busy with my work, you know this. don’t go pouting now because i forgot one meaningless day.”

he didn’t care. he didn’t care how much this meant to you, even after telling him stories of how you always went out of your way for others. only to be disappointed in return. the one day of the year you wanted to feel like you mattered, and he didn’t care. he was more bothered with you being upset than anything.

“you can’t be serious alhaitham. you promised me!”

“then i suppose that promise didn’t mean much as i don’t recall ever making one.”

any argument you had in your mind now died. he wouldn’t care for any reason to justify your anger, he had made up his mind. and he wasn’t sorry for any of it.

you didn’t say anything as his hand left your shoulder, walking past you to the kitchen for a late night sandwich. you quietly made your way to kaveh’s room, shutting the door as quietly as you could behind you. kaveh spun around in his chair, a look of confusion on his face.

“kaveh.. alhaitham didn’t care! he just didn’t care at all. i waited all night, you know? i waited and waited and blew off invitations to spend my birthday with dehya and the girls and he just.. just didn’t care! he called me a child and i-“

“(Y/N)!”

your emotional rambling stopped at the yell of your name. kaveh held the same expression alhaitham had when he looked at you not too long ago.

“you are being an inconvenience right now, i have so much to do and i can’t deal with this right now. we can talk about it later but i’m busy right now. so please, get out of my room.”

you didn’t say anything as you left his room. alhaitham scoffing as you two saw each other before he made his way to his own room. the door shutting behind him.

you had never felt so unwelcome in a place you had grown to love and call home. but if you weren’t wanted, you knew better than to stay. to fight for a place that wasn’t yours. with that, you quietly slipped away into the night. texts and calls being missed from the both of them as you made a new life outside of them.