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I come to you in a time of desperation. I have been looking for a particular Geraskier fic with no luck so I decided to turn to tumblr, I site I've never used before but know is well versed in fandoms. It's a modern AU with Jaskier as a singer and Geralt as a hitman for a criminal organization, but as he grows to love Jaskier he starts thinking he may want to get out of the business. It's explicit and (from what I recall) decently long. Not a one shot. Could you or someone you know help me?

Ah a fic quest! Tumblr is 99% fandom so you've def come to the right place. I asked around and someone suggested this? https://archiveofourown.org/works/22426978/chapters/53584351

May or may not be what you're looking for but seems to match your description.

klep-the-bard

If anon is reading this it could also be any of these:

https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Wied%C5%BAmin%20%7C%20The%20Witcher%20-%20All%20Media%20Types/works?commit=Sort+and+Filter&include_work_search%5Brelationship_ids%5D%5B%5D=1915937&page=1&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=T&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_from%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_to%5D=&work_search%5Bexcluded_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=Alternate+Universe+-+Modern+Setting%2CSinger+Jaskier+%7C+Dandelion&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=hits&work_search%5Bwords_from%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_to%5D=

Just to cover all bases!

#geraskier #fic search #jaskier #geralt #fanfic #asks

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OK but like imagine if Jaskier had no clue what his nickname truly meant

And it was just like an affectionate thing his grandma always called him and she never explained it cos she was from the Old Country and he never asked so it just kinda stuck?

Then years later he plays in a nobleman’s court somewhere and he introduces himself as Jaskier and the Noble is like: ...your name is Dandelion?

And Jaskier pauses confused like: Jaskier, milord, J-A-S-

Noble: Yes, which translates to Dandelion from X dialect? *looks at advisor*

Advisor: Indeed, milord

And Jaskier freezes for a second as everyone is looking at him weirdly and he just goes: ...Exactly milord, Dandelion, for I brighten the room and have a delectable scent!

And he just rolls with it for the rest of the gig, leaves the court, gets outside and leans against a wall midlife crisis style like: Of course she’d name me after a fucking weed

#the witcher #jaskier #dandelion #witcher shitposts #klep's shitposts #witcher

I come to you in a time of desperation. I have been looking for a particular Geraskier fic with no luck so I decided to turn to tumblr, I site I've never used before but know is well versed in fandoms. It's a modern AU with Jaskier as a singer and Geralt as a hitman for a criminal organization, but as he grows to love Jaskier he starts thinking he may want to get out of the business. It's explicit and (from what I recall) decently long. Not a one shot. Could you or someone you know help me?

Ah a fic quest! Tumblr is 99% fandom so you've def come to the right place. I asked around and someone suggested this? https://archiveofourown.org/works/22426978/chapters/53584351

May or may not be what you're looking for but seems to match your description.

#geraskier #fic search #fanfic #jaskier #geralt #asks

penandinkprincess

how often do we think vesemir does the parent thing of mixing up names when calling the wolves? “ger-es-LAMBERT! PUT IT DOWN!”

jaskier knows he’s really been accepted into the pack when a “jas-” gets thrown in there one day.

#vesemir #kaer morons #The witcher #Wolves

netflix

Ready to get bardcore? The Witcher’s Joey Batey, aka Jaskier aka everyone’s favorite bard, will be answering some of your burning questions during his Answer Time on December 17th at 12pm PT / 3pm ET.

Ask Away: netflix.tumblr.com/ask

The Witcher season two premieres December 17th on Netflix.

klep-the-bard

#the witcher #joey batey #jaskier

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#bahahaha #witcher #the witcher #witcher shitposts

HAT

#jaskier #joey batey #witcher #witcher season 2 #the witcher #witchercon

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transbuckaroo

GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS GIF. GONNA YELL ABOUT THIS GIF. AND ABOUT HOW YALL (you know who you are and so do i) HAVE GENUINELY GOT TO STOP MISREPRESENTING JASKIER. LOOK AT THIS BIG BITCH. LOOK AT HIM. BROAD. TALL. HAIRY. STONG AS HELL. HOT.

JASKIER AND GERALT ARE WALKING SIDE BY SIDE. THEIR ARMS BRUSH. THEY ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER. THEY ARE THE SAME SIZE. DARE I SAY JASKIER MAY BE EVER SO SLIGHTLY BROADER THAN HIS WITCHER MAYHAPS. LOOK AT HIM. THEY ARE BOTH BIG. BOTH BIG. BARD? BIG. WITCHER? BIG. LARGE. IT IS RIGHT THERE.

AND I’LL TELL YA WHY I’M YELLING. BECAUSE JASKIER HAS GOT TO STOP BEING SHOWN IN OTHER WORKS (fics, art, etc) AS A DAINTY AND SHORT TWIG BABY. THIS MAN?????? JULIAN ALFRED PANKRATZ??????? DANDELION?????? THAT IS A BIG MAN. STOP BEING FOOLED. STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS TOMFOOLERY.

DRAW HIM IN CUTE FRILLY CLOTHES AND MAKEUP AND TBH MOSTLY WHATEVER YOU WANT. MAKE HIM PRETTY AS YOU WISH. BUT STOP GETTING HIS PHYSIQUE WRONG. THIS IS NO TWINK. THIS IS A BIG BUFF BARD WHO TAKES ZERO SHIT FROM ANY BITCH INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WITCHERS. TO PORTRAY JASKIER/GERALT AS “ONE BIG HUGE MAN AND ONE TINY UWU TWINK” IS BAD. YOU GET HOW THAT’S BAD, RIGHT????? IT’S BAD AND OFFENSIVE AND STUPID AND INCORRECT.

JASKIER IS A LOVING AND KIND AND SOFT AND SWEET AND CHARMING AND PATIENT MAN BUT HE IS NOT A LITTLE FRAIL FLOWER. HE IS BEAUTIFUL LIKE A FLOWER. BUT HE IS NOT ONE. HE IS NOT A DAMSEL. HE IS NOT A BABY. HE IS LARGE AND BROAD AND MUSCULAR AND STRONG. HE IS A FULL GROWN ADULT MAN BUILT EXTREMELY SIMILARLY LIKE HIS WITCHER COUNTERPART. STOP INFANTALIZING HIM AND MAKING HIM OFFENSIVELY SMALLER AND DAINTIER THAN GERALT. LOOK AT HIM. IS THAT A LITTLE MAN? NO. KNOCK IT OFF. JUST STOP. IT IS SO EASY.

#jaskier #geralt #witcher #the witcher #geraskier

valdomarx

Geralt breathlessly recounting to his brothers and Vesemir the bards scandalous behavior every winter! Having to confess with burning cheeks that Jaskier has been stealing indirect kisses with alarming repetition in addition to his usual scandalous fashion sense. Perhaps even mentioning that he wore an indecent creation called a bathing suit that left his whole calves and forearms bare to view! Eskel needs witcher smelling salts and Geralt's fainting couch.

Geralt, setting the Kaer Morhen sitting room all aflutter: Can you imagine, we’re in the middle of a tavern, and Jaskier picks up my tankard and drinks from it, with our very lips touching the same wood, I tell you, my heart was quite fit to burst.

Vesemir, clapping his hands over Lambert’s ears: Geralt! There will be no talking such wanton filth in front of your younger brother! He is not yet wise enough in the ways of the world to hear such things.

Lambert: Oh but papa Vesemir, I want a bard too!

Vesemir: We have quite enough to deal with here with one scandalous bard, thank you very much. Now back to your sewing.

valdomarx

Lambert is stitching together a worn piece of leather armour, trying to fix the deep, jagged claw marks scratched into it. He privately thinks that if he’s old enough to fight a basilisk, he’s old enough to have a bard of his own. But Vesemir simply won’t hear of it, even though Geralt gets to have a bard. It’s so unfair.

ladyahiru

now imagine if Aiden has to pretend to be a bard for a mission

#amazing #canon #kaer morhen #the witcher

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chaotic-bard

5 minutes later:

#witcher crack #witcher #jaskier #geralt #yennefer

limerental

at this point though Jaskier has been so built up as a fanon construct that no matter how he appears, people are doomed to be disappointed.

limerental

@renfricrey

Idk I mean it's not universal and there are different subsets within the fandom but it's fairly common to see Jaskier adapted from what we see in the show and idealized. Either as a soft and tender little romantic darling or a feral and secretly competent bratty, cocky gentleman OR a mix of both with a healthy dash of cumslut. Usually his flaws are either smoothed out or recontextualized (he tries to kill a man with a wish -- that's because he is FERAL. he spends a whole episode being annoying and flirting badly with women -- but no, actually he has SO MUCH SEX). That's fandom Jaskier on the whole.

We dont actually know much about Jaskier himself in the first season and are not shown as much as you'd think about who he is outside of Geralt and with no new content since January, the fandom has largely taken him and ran with him. That is NOT a bad thing, let me clarify. Dandelion is an audience proxy. Jaskier has evolved from that into... something else and been changed and coveted in different pockets of the fandom for diverse purposes.

Lik.. some folks dig fluffy soft Jaskier to be a foil for show Geralt's self-hatred and emo angst, some folks use him purely for raunchy, kinky, gangbang reasons, some people like the fantasy of presumably incompetent character actually being secretly competent or becoming competent and saving the day, and some people (me) love a more Dandelion-adjacent little bastard pissboy idiot nasty poet man of ill repute and clownfoolery.

Point is, those are all fandom adaptations and not wholly true to what is shown on screen or likely will be. Not even my preferred Jaskier interpretation which is closer to the books is likely to be how Netflix goes ahead with it. It's been so long with so much fandom built on just a single season with no new content that through natural fandom evolution and proliferation of tropes and ideas a lot of people have an idea of Jaskier in their head that they may not even realize is mostly fanon construct. So may end up disappointed for that reason.

love-and-cubs-and-white-wolves

I agree! Great point :) The best example is how Jaskier dumping a bucket of water on Geralt’s head and then generally just talking over him and making fun of him changed into Jaskier softly and lovingly washing Geralt’s hair, putting oils in it, whispering praises and compliments while being gentle in general :D

My point is, Jaskier’s a lil’ shit, but he was a bit subdued in episode 6, so who knows where will they go with his character? It’s not like any of their characters resembles the original ;p. Maybe Tissaia does, come to think of it :D

#jaskier #the witcher

literary-claustrophobia

After a particularly messy monster kill:

Jaskier: *blasts Geralt with a hose*

Geralt: *bites water like a dog*

#the witcher #Geraskier

memories

You ever just... yell about #jaskier??

klep-the-bard

You have no idea, Tumbeasts

#Jaskier #the witcher #memories

milligan-vick

Andrey as Geralt KalinkaFox as Ciri

photo, make-up by me

https://www.instagram.com/milliganvick/

#the witcher #Geralt #ciri #cosplay

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