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Someday I will not reblog this. Today is not that day.

Episode VIII Space Bear looks great

My favorite part is kermits legs sticking out from behind her

U GO DR CARTER <3

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

Yeah, #4 is pretty right on.

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

…that explains a lot.

Loving how as soon as electricity was like, a Thing, people just went "you can make toast with this" and started working on electric toasters but they didn't quite have the whole heating element thing down so there was a not insignificant chance of it just exploding

People have been making bread crunchy by heating it up for Ages but for some reason I thought electric toasters would be happening around the same time as like, refrigerators but no people went "easier crunchy bread?" as soon as the technology was available. Not even remotely safe but like, existent. It took Way longer to figure out how to make things cold with electricity

I know this is the most niche interest shit in the world but just look at that. The victorian era had no reason to go as hard as it did but every day I am grateful for it

But sliced bread didn't exist until... I dunno, but it was after Betty White was born. So would the Victorians just stab a wad of bread and toast it like a s'more or what?

I don't know how to tell you that you can slice a loaf of bread