I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said “I love your necklace!!” and another girl said “I love love love love your necklace!” and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more “love” to their sentences and then one girl just said “its not that great”

Okay 🤔putting a flower crown 🌺👑 on serial killers 🔪🔫 harms absolutely nobody. 🙅🏽✋🏼When ⏱⏳was the last time someone was actually injured 🤕by a serial killer☠️, the 50s?📆 Sorry if you think this is a trend 🙄, but putting a circlet of flowers 🌸on top of a real human👤 being that drove a 5 inch steel knife🔪 into an innocent persons beating heart ❤️can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. 📝📖 PS. I play 🎮reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake 🐍when Im on the phone.📞 I could hack the stock market📈📉 if I needed to. Bye😤👋🏼

@wormhater kween of being internet famous

das ME

Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.

how did that hedgehog learn how to type

me: I’m YELLIN me really:

tumblr staff must not know that ad targeting is a thing

i have an idea, let’s advertise real estate investment opportunities and brand new cars on a site full of broke children

the “hating your abuser makes you just as bad as them” idea needs to die, immediately and forever.