Panda🐼

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

Right now, there are more people disguised as pandas than actual pandas in the world.

*slam dunks a pumpkin* fall is life

a weird thing about having developed mental illness at such a young age is i honestly don’t know sometimes how much of me is a symptom and how much is down to personality, like i honestly do not know my core self and it troubles me A Lot

My text messages would make more sense if there was a sarcasm font

We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.

the sad thing is i did an NE when i read this

Someone in my city is currently having sex, giving birth, and dying.

That person needs to slow the fuck down