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MASTERLIST

WRONG BROTHER !!

you and yuji have been friends forever, nothing could ruin your friendship… besides his hot ass older brother that you mistook for him

PART 1 : what the fuck?

PART 2 : should i stay or should i go?

PART 3 : get the fuck out !!

PART 4 : under the table?

PART 5 : gay?

PART 6 : harder !!

PART 7 : distraction !!

PART 8 : drunken kisses !!

PART 9 :

PART 10 :

PART 11 :

PART 12 :

to be continued…

master list !! since it’s getting confusing

dividers from @pixopix

WRONG BROTHER !!

you and yuji have been friends forever, nothing could ruin your friendship… besides his hot ass older brother that you mistook for him

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8 : DRUNKEN KISSES !!

warning !! emetophobia (just described the act of it) !!

from the moment he stepped foot inside your home you could feel the awkwardness… the tension- nobody could deny how thick the air suddenly became so you both played it off or at least… you tried since all that booze that you drank earlier couldn’t make you think straight

“sit down” he said, grabbing you arm as you wobbled through the house trying to offer him something to drink but you kept bumping into every corner your house had “i’m fine—“ you blurted, hitting the corner of you counter a second after

he pulled you by the arm and guided you to your l-shaped couch, sitting you down and kneeling right in front of you- looking up at you with a frown, not knowing what to do with you but you took that expression as the most sexiest thing ever

you raised a hand just to gently touch his cheek, caressing it- he immediately looked at you with a mix of surprise and anger “you and yuji look so similar- almost the same, but there’s something about you…” you started, you eyes examining his face as if you had to study it

he moved away from you hand, almost disgusted “don’t say that shit” he warned, but you took your other hand and held his head still, both hand gently cupping his cheeks- he looked at you as if you just promised war to him

he softened, you could feel his body losing that tension but his eyes kept that angry look that dipped straight into yours- he was so hard to read and that only spiked your interest

“if it wasn’t for yuji-“ you started, he looked annoyed, his head tilting away but you brought it back as it was: facing right at you “we really shouldn—-“ he was about to scold you until you closed the space that was between you and him- your lips touching his in a sudden movement

you kissed him softly, him still on his knees between your legs, you hunched over to reach his lips- you could feel how stiff he went as soon as your lips met, as if he froze in place

you gave him a little peck, pulling a way a moment after- him still in shock until you meet his eyes, he looked at you as if you just crossed the line but he also hoped you would

so he suddenly grabbed the back of your neck and let your lips meet again, in a frantic and deep kiss- he pushed you against the couch until your back was pressed against it, knee between your legs and a hand tilting your chin up

you kissed him back, following his rhythm, the way he breathed you in every time you gasped for air- the innocent kiss you gave him turned into a passionate make out session

he caged you in with one hand while the other rested on your neck, your hands both playing his hair, pulling those salmon coloured strands whenever he bit your lips- you could feel your heart racing but you didn’t even know why you got this sudden adrenaline, as if you were doing something wrong

and then- he suddenly pulled away, out of nowhere, looking at you with slightly widened eyes and an uneven breath induced by adrenaline, he then started pacing around the room, hand over his mouth as if he just committed murder

you looked at him- head spinning even faster and your stomach threatening to kill you, he kept pacing in circles making you nauseous until you—

“urk—“ you gagged, both hands covering your mouth- he stopped his pacing and looked at you “don’t—“ he tried to say but you gagged again, your body twitching as you tried to hold it back

he grabbed an empty trash bin and brought it to you, back on his knees in front of you “take care of yourself i’m not—“ he tried to scold you until “bleghh—“ you puked inside the bin

he looked disgusted but quickly pulled your hair back and held the bin for you- if you had been sober you would’ve been mortified but here you were: throwing up in front of your fake boyfriend’s hot brother

he held your hair in his fist, pulling you by them when you got too close to the bin- you probably would have made an unfunny joked about it but you started crying as you threw up and that’s wasn’t the ideal situation for jokes

after like— good ten minutes of crying and throwing up you calmed down, sukuna brought you wipes and a bottle of water so you wiped your mouth while he threw away the bag of the bin and replaced with a new one, position it besides you in case you were going to throw up again

he went to the bathroom for a second to freshen up before bed but when he came back in the living room he found you kicking off your boots, taking off your skirt and lazily unbuttoning your shirt- just like you tried to on top of a table a couple hours before

he looked away “the fuck you doing?” he asked you, head turned to the side while he spoke to you “getting comfortable” you just explained as you finally escaped from that button up shirt, with the tail of his eye he noticed you were just in your underwear

so he sighed and took his sweater off- tossing it at you right after “put it on” he said as he walked away, going for your wardrobe to find something else he could wear but even his brother’s t-shirt were too small for him

“i’m gonna sleep in your bed” he said as he came back inside the living room to check on you, the storm still raging as he spoke- you were wearing his sweater that basically reached your knees

he was about to walk away when you suddenly grabbed his wrist, stopping him “stay- what if i throw up again” you said, looking up at him with doe eyes “you’ll figure it out” he said, trying to walk away

“i’m afraid of storms” you said, pulling him back “you’re a grown ass woman, you’ll be okay” sukuna said but you didn’t take your eyes off him, you hand still wrapped around his wrist- you looked at him until he sighed “bloody hell” he mumbled as he walked back

sitting on the floor, the couch too small for both and even if it was he wouldn’t have, he just sat on the floor by your side as you laid down- he rested his head on the side of the couch and you guided his hand on your tummy, still hiding onto him

and just like this, you fell asleep

WRONG BROTHER !!

you and yuji have been friends forever nothing could ruin your friendship… beside his hot ass older brother that you mistook for him



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7 : DISTRACTION !!

couple weeks passed after whatever happened: the party, the fake sex and that horrible kiss between you and yuji- you started seeing each other only out of his house, so at your house, cafes, libraries ecc just because you were too afraid to be caught by sukuna

but of course yuji wasn’t yuji without his insane amount of parties, he had to host one at least once a week and he somehow justified this by saying that he was the only one with a house big enough for everyone and college was too hard to survive without partying

so now, once again, you got ready, makeup and shit walked outside and somehow still made it there late even though yuji told you to come early

“yooo” yuji greeted you once again, approaching you with a mid air hand trying to dab you up but as soon as you felt a pair of burning eyes on you you grabbed his hand and tangled your fingers together, giving him a peck on the side of his mouth

“your brother’s watching” you whispered in his ear even though you had the fakest biggest smile on your face, he looked around confused, he seemed like he was already a couple beers down but still there

“ah yeah about him, i’m gonna be a little busy with megumi upstairs so distract him” he said nonchalantly with the most calm tone ever “what?!” you asked confused, him and megumi never been anything official so you just didn’t know what they’re next move would’ve been: marriage? break up? hook up? dating? cheating?

“yeah- i’d explain but i’m so horny right now, cover me” he said nonchalantly while basically skipping upstairs, megumi probably waiting for him there- you sighed loudly, you noticed that less people came: your friends were missing and the usual friends sukuna would talk too were also missing so you just had to improvise

you kept an eye on him all the time and that actually didn’t turn out to being your best idea because you had to notice how many girls talked to him in the span of one hour and how many he would casually flirt with

you would consider this not healthy for your brain but in reality you were kinda pissed off and deep inside you you recognised that the feeling in your gut wasn’t hatred towards him but jealously of never being able to be one of those girls because he was your friend’s brother

the more you looked at him the more your cup would be filled, every girl that he talked to became a new drink in your hand and that way you just started to lose focus on him

guys approached you, strangely enough since everyone started avoiding you since you and yuji became “official” (none wants to be hated by the host) but some guys still tried their luck and your drunk self eventually forgot being in a “relationship”, flirting back and everything

mid conversation with a random guy you snapped back into reality, almost breaking your neck when you realised sukuna wasn’t in his usual spot anymore- you looked around frantically, the poor guy that you were just talking to looked like he was participating in a resurrection

you spotted those pink salmon hair, you widened your eyes, he was going upstairs- you panicked, looked around, trying to find something loud enough or crazy enough to catch his attention before he could walk upstairs

you looked around- smashing a bottle? nobody would care, a gun? no gun around, fighting with someone? he wouldn’t care, singing? too common

you looked like you were trying to find a way to get out of there as if a fire just broke- fire!… no we would all end up dead- you took a minute to think but there was no time, he was walking up the first step and yuji’s future was in your hands

and that’s when you said “fuck it”

you got on top of a table, eyes fell on you for a moment but drifted back to where they were a fraction after- you had to do something crazier

so you started dancing, sensually, to one of those horrible songs that they play at frat parties- people started looking at you but sukuna, he couldn’t care less and he was getting closer to the top floor so you just had to do what you had to do

you started unzipping your miniskirt from the side, unbuttoning your shirt and suddenly all eyes were on you- people hyping you up, phones out and finally, he stopped going up those damn stairs

you kept unbuttoning, button after button- your cleavage more exposed, your fancy lace bra showing with pride- your skirt slowly slipping down, everyone was looking at you some with lust and some with amusement

and that’s when you felt it- loud stomps predicted what was going to happened: he grabbed you by behind the knees with an arm and shoved you on his shoulder

you upside down, your hips on his hard shoulder while he held you by the legs, one hand on your ass trying to cover your what could be covered while the other hand held you still- you were met by the beautiful view of his back side

he escorted you outside, out of view for the others to see- he put you down gently, a yelp escaping your lips, you adjusted your skirt making eyecontact with him for the first time… he looked pissed

“what the fuck was that?” he asked, voice deeper than usual, frown angrier than his permanent one “what?” you asked, playing innocent “you’re dating someone- even if you weren’t, have some respect for yourself” he almost yelled but it seemed like he was holding himself back, hand messaging his temple as he paced around

“fun police” you mumbled, he looked at you as if you insulted him personally “you know what those guys could have done to you? hm? what if someone took advantage of you right there?” sukuna asked, still with this angry tone that was close to yelling but not quiete there, his voice still a little lower

you looked at him with doe eyes, like a little kid getting scolded- he looked at you, his eyes slipping down on your chest “and button your shirt” he said, head tilted away trying be respectful of his brother’s ‘girlfriend’

you tried to button up your shirt but the button just slipped away before entering the hole- he looked at you struggling for a while before sighting loudly and buttoning your shirt up to the chin, head tilted away as he did so

“go home” he ordered, so you turned around and started walking “take an uber at least” he yelled at you as you walked away so you could hear him but you just kept walking farther towards your home, you weren’t even that out of it but you were glad you at least had your phone with you

you were walking to your home, complete silence, none around- streetlight strangely comforting, somehow it was 3AM before you could realise, you were walking kinda wobbly but your ego was too loud to take an uber so you kept waking

you even took the short cut, the one you only used on broad light because known as dangerous at night but you were stronger than some homeless men anyway- or at least that’s what you told yourself

the little dark walley was large, cars would normally pass through it but at this time of the night none was around so you were just walking in the middle, phone tight in your hand

yuji:

yo we good

thanks for covering

where r u? y

you looked at your phone, the brightness of the screen waking you up a little, you were about to reply when you felt uneasy

“yooo, give me a piece of that baby” an old man around his 40s whistled at you, you looked at him disgusted “we don’t bite” a younger guy followed, emerging from the shadows right behind the first man

“you just walked inside your own trap huh?” “can i get your number?” “where you going ma?” more people appeared from out of nowhere, you swore you were alone a second ago now 6 men were cornering you

you just froze, not a word coming out of your mouth, you felt like anything you could do would just make the situation worse “you’re so easy huh?” one said “we won’t hurt you” another one said

until you heard a loud rev that echoed through the little alley- the men immediately startled, running away as the headlights of the motorcycle flashed on their faces

one by one they disappear back in the shadows, you covered you eyes from the bright light until the engine got turned off and you heard a familiar voice

“you’re trying to get yourself killed today or what?” his deep voice asked, he sounded mad as fuck “hop on” sukuna said after opening his visor pointing behind him to the empty spot, so you did- you hopped behind him and wrapped your arms around him tightly

the ride to your house was silent, you felt like you wanted to cry because od how scared you were but you just didn’t process anything yet

he wanted to drop you off, but when he saw you banging your head at your building’s door he walked you to your apartment, no words exchanged besides “careful” and “where is your key?” through the whole process

he let you inside your home, but as soon as he was walking out the door a loud thunder almost shook the place- he looked surprised himself and then heavy rain started pouring down angrily

he looked at you and you looked at him- he sighted, passing a hand between his hair as he couldn’t find a way out of it and this has been awkward enough

“can i-“ he started asking, almost guilty “yes of course, stay the night” you replied without letting him finish, still a little drunk but your fear of thunderstorm immediately sobered you up… halfway, you were still not completely there

“thank you…” he said even more awkwardly if that’s possible

WRONG BROTHER !!

you and yuji have been friends forever nothing could ruin your friendship… besides his hot ass older brother that you mistook for him

6 : HARDER !!

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“mhh~! a-ahh! yuji~” you moaned his name loudly, no shame at all, the sound of flesh smashing onto flesh was so loud you were sure it could be heard through the whole house “mhh-! y/n” he whimpered loudly, the bed creaking under the both of you

it was right after the party, people left the house, your friends that normally would have stayed for a sleepover left- everyone way too drunk, you and yuji especially and maybe that was the reason behind what was happening

you and yuji were being so loud, sweat dripping down his forehead, the familiar smell of musk and the loud creaking noise of yuji’s bed, you looked at him, eyes watering

“harder-! h-harder yuji!” you moaned loudly, as you held back a laugh as you clapped your hands to an unstable pace while yuji was grabbing the end of the bed and moving it slightly back and forth to make that creaking noise

“i-im gonna c-“ you moaned loudly, not finishing the phases because you just couldn’t restrain your laughter but you muffled it with your hand “yeah?” yuji groaned, whimpering loudly, stopping often to silently laugh with you

you might be asking yourself how you and him got into this situation, but this idea came right out of your mouth after way too many drinks- sukuna was doubting your relationship with yuji so you had to find a way to make him think you and him were actually together so the best idea you came up with was fake fucking in the middle of the night in his house right after the party

“come for me-“ yuji said with the funniest expression ever, covering his mouth immediately after to stop his laugh “yes! mh—! yeah~!” you kept fake moaning and somehow you made it sound believable

and after a loud ass fake orgasm you and yuji gradually stopped making all that noise, sukuna from outsides might have though you fell asleep but actually you were laughing your asses off, rolling on the floor as you both held your laughs back, eyes watering from happiness

funniest thing was that you were both so drunk and you knew you would have never done this if you were sober but here you were- after laughing silently for a while you and yuji were laying on the floor breathless

after recomposing yourselves you moved to phase two, since you could hear the birds chirping telling you it was almost morning- so you both started changing, no shame since you were actually THAT close

you both remained in your undies and then you laid down on the bed, side by side, you using his arm as a pillow and then you eventually fell asleep without noticing

you woke up suddenly, a knock on your door, a headache that threatened to kill you and a heavy weight crashing you- you scratched your eye as the door opened slightly, you met sukuna’s eyes

you looked at him in surprise, covering your chest since you were only wearing your bra and your panties but your lower body was covered by the sheets and yuji’s heavy body

“lunch is almost ready” he said quietly, his voice still stupidly deep and husky, he had this amused smile on his face while looking at the two of you- he scanned you and after a moment he chuckled just to close the door and walk away

“yuji” you tapped him on the arm, trying to wake him up “yuji!” you pinched him, finally making him wake up “lunch” you said as you finally was able to move since he completely crushed your body during the night making it impossible for you to escape him

“mhh-“ he mumbled, scratching his eyes, his body basically moving unconsciously as he stood up and put some shorts- eyes still squinted as he tried to get used to the light like as you were

“you remember?” you grabbed him by the wrist before he could walk out the room “what?” he asked still half asleep and probably as hung over as you “we fucked” his expression changing suddenly in a shocked one as you said so

“WHAT?!” he screamed “shh! shh!” you shushed him, covering his mouth “we didn’t, the plan- we faked because of your brother” you explained, you could see his brain cells connecting and remembering

“ah yeah- yeah” he said before walking outside, giving you a nod, you followed him shortly after because you had to put a shirt on- he was again sitting across his brother, the only empty spot again being besides sukuna so you sat there

“so-“ sukuna started as you and yuji silently ate not because of awkwardness but because you were both still half asleep and hung over as fuck “you do it protected, right?” sukuna asked out of nowhere, both you and yuji chocking on your food

“no because, you don’t have condoms-“ he continued, you still chocking on your food “we do! we do! stop” yuji said, fidgeting with his hand at sukuna “mh- you better” sukuna said, glancing at yuji with a scolding look

yuji switched topics immediately, making it possible for the lunch to be less awkward- somehow being able to enjoy food and have a normal chat with sukuna and yuji as you ate

after a couple hours you washed up and changed clothes, heels in hand as you wore some crocs you left at yuji house “gotta go” you said casually, sukuna wasn’t around and yuji was simply opening the door for you as he would do normally

yuji faced the door and you faced him so you noticed when sukuna walked into the living room, behind yuji- so you wrapped your arms around yuji’s neck to whisper in his ear “your brother’s behind you” you could feel his body getting tense under your touch

“see you soon, yeah?” you said stil hugging him “kiss me” yuji whispered “what?” you replied confused but he was dead serious “i will kiss you” yuji whispered in your ear “wh-“ you tried to reply but he caressed your cheek with one hand and held your chin with the other- kissing you

a quick kiss, you had your eyes open but you quickly closed them when you were reminded that sukuna was watching from afar- you parted from the kiss that was basically a peck on the lips

you looked at yuji, his body tensing even more before he gagged silently- you fought all the demons inside of you to not laugh at him, the gag hopefully not noticeable from sukuna’s point of view

yuji walked you outside the door just to explode in a silent laugh with you- hand over the stomach, both bent over as you laughed stupidly at the scene you got yourselves into

“never again” he stated

“never again” you repeated

posted this by accident while writing it lol, if you saw that- you didn’t

WRONG BROTHER !!

you and yuji have been friends forever and nothing could ruin your friendship… besides his hot ass older brother that you mistook for him

5 : GAY?

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after a couple days passed yuji moved back in his house with his brother, from then on you were just living your usual life until the end of the week, friday, as usual yuji HAD to throw a party in honour of his brother (he would have had a party anyway)

so you passed your day as usual, but when nighttime came you headed straight to yuji’s house, the music leading you there as if you didn’t know the route at heart

you walked in, yuji waiting for you at the door, hugging you and putting a hand around your shoulder as you walked through the crowd, you found this kinda strange but then you remember rule number 7 “you’ll be glued to me at parties and i’ll act jealous and shit” his words echoed in your mind

you were wearing a miniskirt, high boots, a chain that went around your waist, a draped top and a cute little bag were you lowkey just had your lip combo- you felt a feeling of threat when you realised yuji was walking you towards the table sukuna was sitting at, his eyes meeting yours immediately, scanning you precisely when you got closer

“no matter how drunk you are, don’t forget the rules” yuji whispered into your ear before flashing a big smile at his brother “yoo, you already got ladies all over you huh?” yuji laughed and that’s when you noticed a girl sitting beside sukuna, a hand over his chest while his hand hovered around the girl’s shoulders

you felt strange, your mind processing what was happening, a heavy weight on your heart as you watched the scene- you snapped out of it when yuji held your hand, making you sit down besides him and itadori’s arm was soon back around your shoulders

“you know each other?” yuji asked, pointing at the girl that was basically drooling over sukuna “nah” he replied nonchalantly, giving you an amused look, so you put your legs on yuji’s- you found it strange when sukuna “hid” a chuckle

“how long have you been together?” sukuna asked, gesturing to you and yuji “couple years” yuji replied nonchalantly before you did, putting a hand on your legs and caressing your thighs “really?” sukuna asked, he looked so confident somehow

“yeah, we’ve known each other for years” yuji replied, looking at you with ‘loving’ eyes “i was there when you weren’t” you added, a sarcastic smile on your face as you said so, yuji squeezing your leg slightly in a way of telling you to not say such things

he smiled back at you “glad you took care of him” he said nonchalantly while getting up “ill be outside” he said once again, taking a pack of cigarettes out of his poket while walking away, leaving the girl sulking on the couch

“don’t say it like that” yuji scolded you, dropping his smile “did i lie though?” you asked but you got interrupted when a random guy sat down beside you and yuji “yooo! you’re finally together?” todo asked, dabbing up yuji

“no” yeah” you and yuji both said at the same time “yes” “yeah” you repeated again after looking at each other confused “you finally bagged her! i’ve always believed in you” he dabbed yuji again before walking away

you looked at each other for a second before you took your legs off his “thought this was only for you brother?” you asked confused, you didn’t agree on telling everyone you were together “what if he asks people about us?” yuji said, you just sighed before walking towards the kitchen to make yourself a drink

time passed, your close friends (nobara, panda, inumaki, megumi…) showed up together a little late, you and yuji gathered them all at a table to talk about the act you and yuji got going on

“so basically… my older brother showed up” nobara and maki exchanged confused looks “and i don’t really know anything about it so from now on-“ yuji got interrupted by a random guy “yo congrats! always knew you and yn were together” a random guy told yuji, trying to dab him up but yuji left him hanging as you gave that guy a mad look

“my bad- yall already fighting” the guy left, megumi had this confused almost upset expression on his face while the others were left with their mouth open in confusion- you noticed how yuji was looking at megumi and how heartbroken megumi looked

“-i know it sound crazy, we’re together now but-“ yuji was trying to explain before megumi got up and left “-it’s all fake..” yuji finished his sentence, watching megumi walk away “what do you mean? why?” inumaki asked, confused as much as the other

“his brother thinks so and we don’t know if he’s homophobic or anything like that so we’re keeping things this way so he won’t suspect of yuji” you finished explaining as yuji looked away, trying to find megumi

“and i’ll go talk to him” you said, standing up and putting a hand over yuji’s shoulder trying to reassure him knowing this would have been a hard conversation to have between the two of them

when yuji gave you a nod you started looking for megumi, finding him outside the house, far from the chaos “hey..” you said with a soft voice, standing in front of him, he immediately started to walk away

“no wait- it’s not like- actually” you said, pulling him back by the wrist “we’re faking it, we’re not actually together, i swear- i would never do something like this to you- and we all know we would never be able to be a couple” you explained to him, you noticed his shoulders relaxing, his body less tense

“his brother showed up out of nowhere, he doesn’t know how he is and he’s afraid of scaring him away- his brother immediately assumed i was his girlfriend so we went along with it” you explained, you could tell his whole body calmed down

“i didn’t ask” he said softly, him and yuji had nothing ‘serious’ going on, they never did anything crazy but they were obviously more than friends but they still had to find the courage to confess to each other so they had ‘no reason’ to be jealous of the other

“i know, just wanted to let you know” you said, not wanting to force him or anything “good” he replied nonchalantly “let’s go back inside” you said, making sure he followed behind you

so you passed most of the rest of the night talking with the whole group of friends, making sure sukuna wasn’t around when you talked about the plan

time passed, people were heading back home, the music started becoming repetitive and you and your friends were drinking the last shots, you and yuji still glued together to make sure people started spreading the rumor that you and him were together

you got up, walked towards the kitchen once again, pouring drinks with a spinning head- you got startled when a deep voice started talking to you “you’re a bartender?” sukuna asked, breaking your concentration in making cocktails “when did you get here?” you asked since you didn’t hear him coming

“you sure you didn’t drink enough? you and your friends look wasted” he asked, pointing over your group of people laughing loudly at some nonsense joke “we’re good, i’m probably the least drunk” you said, grabbing ice to put in the drinks

“can i ask you something?” sukuna asked after a moment of silence “what” you replied, still doing all those drinks

“are you sure yuji isn’t gay?” he asked

“what?” you laughed, eyes wide, slapping him on his arm as if he had made the funniest joke ever “no i mean, he looks at that guy in a weird way” sukuna went on pointing at megumi

you chuckled “him? pff- they hate each other” you laughed, trying to hide the sudden panic you felt “really? they look, at least, like good friends” he said, going on with his assumptions

“i’m literally his girlfriend, he’s as straight as a ruler” you said, mimicking a ruler with your hand while sukuna looked at you with a raised eyebrow “yeah, fair” he said before you could walk away with all of the drinks

“mayday” you whispered-yelled as you walked towards the table “what?” yuji asked, snapping out from staring at megumi “your brother just asked me if you were gay” you announced as if they hit the second tower and the reactions went accordingly

“no way-“ nobara said, the others still gasping in shock “i don’t even look gay, do i?” yuji asked but nobody had the guts to reply to him “we need to level up the game” you said “how?” yuji asked, all of his rules somehow weren’t enough to convince his brother

“i know how”

WRONG BROTHER !!

you and yuji have been friends forever nothing could ruin your friendship… besides his hot ass older brother that you mistook for him

4 : UNDER THE TABLE

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a couple days passed you and yuji were adapting to basically living together, being together always made things better for each other so you were lowkey enjoying his presence even though you knew that even if he didn’t show it he was just hiding from his older brother

sukuna didn’t show up again, you noticed that he texted yuji but he ignored his messages and his calls, he was saved on his phone like he was nobody to him ‘ryomen sukuna’ was the name that lit up yuji’s phone multiple times a day and yuji would ignore it every time

you tried to ask yuji but he just switched topics, it was something he wasn’t ready to talk about yet and you wouldn’t be the person to force him to

days passed, almost a week, yuji was out getting groceries since he ate all of your food as if he had been starving- it was pretty early in the morning so you didn’t even notice him walking out the house even though you had a foggy memory of him waking you up to tell you he was going out but you didn’t think much about it

you got up from the bed, tripping over yuji’s clothes, you weren’t used to his messiness being in your house- you got out of your bed and straight to the bathroom to wash your teeth- you checked the time and realised it was late morning now, how long has yuji been outside?

you were washing your face, bending over the sink to rinse it out before drying with a towel while looking through the mirror to make sure you patted yourself clean

you were looking at your reflection when you noticed something behind you- you screamed out loudly when a naked figure came out the shower, you looked through the mirror just to be met by those far too familiar crimson eyes with your same surprise mirrored in them, you tossed your towel at him and ran out the bathroom

“what? what happened?” yuji asked, worried, right outside the bathroom door where you just met his naked brother, itadori looked at you locking yourself inside your room before looking at his naked older brother that was covering his crotch with the towel you just tossed at him, he had the most confused expression ever with a hint of a smirk on his face

you were hiding yourself under a blanket when you heard yuji knocking on the door “open up” he ordered you, you didn’t even know why you run away it was just out of instincts of pure fear and embarrassment

you basically crawled to the door and unlocked it, yuji walked in and closed the door behind him “why was he in my bathroom? why is he in my house?!” you questioned him, sitting on your bed, blanket still over your head

“we talked…” yuji said nonchalantly as if he wasn’t talking about the brother that he swore to hate “you talked?!” you repeated with a perplexed expression “i know it sounds crazy but i met with choso, he explained me how things actually were and made me talk to sukuna” you looked at him, listening with concentration, he never talked about his family like this so you made sure not to take this for granted and paid attention to his words

“so.. what happened?” you asked softly, trying to understand better what happened “i though he abandoned me- found out that he didn’t ‘disappear’, after college he had to move country for work and that’s where he’s been” yuji explained

“he also did pass a year in prison, but he tried to keep in touch with me the entire time i just..” he paused, looked at you with guilty eyes “i was the one that cut ties with him so his attempts to maintain contact never arrived to me” you looked at him confused “i blocked him everywhere and tossed his letters..” he said almost embarrassed while rubbing the back of his neck with one hand “my fault i guess” he said jokingly

you sat there, just processing the informations he just provided you “jail for what..?” you asked, you were surprised he was opening this much about his family so you just tried to be delicate “selling drugs or something like that” he said causally, you nodded still processing all these informations

“..and why was he taking a shower in MY shower inside MY home?” you asked, with a sarcastic tone but still confused about this whole situation “oh nothing, he just came from the gym so he wanted to shower” itadori explained “at my house..?” you asked even more confused “yeah… he wants to eat with us” yuji confessed

“why?” you asked confused once again, you seemed like those toddlers in their ‘why’ phase “oh right- so-“ his voice got quieter “he thinks your my girlfriend” he whispered “i know” you replied confused “so.. you will be my girlfriend” he whispered back “WHAT? WHY?” you whispered-yelled at him confused as fuck

“shhh- i can’t tell him about megumi- i just met him i don’t know how he is about these things” he put a hand over your mouth, whispering as quietly as he could “oh..” you mumbled on his hand “just pretend, it won’t be for long- i just need to test the waters first” he whispered even quieter, you almost couldn’t hear him

“you’re talking as if you and megumi were actually together” you whispered quietly, a giggle following your own joke “shut up!! we’re taking things slow” he replied with an angry tone “you’ve been saying that for years” you mocked him quietly

him and megumi have been friends for a while, you were there when they first met and you knew they both had feelings for each other but were too shy to say it to the other- megumi definitely fell first but yuji was still figuring things out about himself

“wait wait wait- but can i tell you something?” you asked him, it was obviously a rhetorical question “promise me not to slap me tho” he nodded, wrapping his pinky finger with yours to make a promise- something you’ve been doing since you were kids

“why is he kinda hot though..” you said quietly, a nail of your finger between your teeth as you looked at yuji menacingly but he was already jumping you “you promised not to slap me” you yelled as he jokingly started pinning you against the bed “i won’t slap you, i’ll punch you” yuji replied as he pinned you down

the door opened, you both fell silent, you under yuji and sukuna looking at you both with a disgusted expression “i’m becoming an uncle so soon?” he questioned sarcastically, you threw yuji on the ground “nono keep going” sukuna said, closing the door

you looked at yuji “the plan is working on its own” he nodded with a chuckle “yeah it is… but we need a strategy” he said, getting on your bed and sitting cross legged in front of you with a concentrated expression

“rule number 1- never talk about megumi as more as a friend in front of him” you looked at him as he grabbed a pen and a notebook and started writing “rule number 2- we will act like a couple, duh, and call each other names” you looked at him confused “names?” you asked “yeah like, babe, honey things like that” he explained “ew” you said but he kept going

“rule number 3- you will not flirt with my brother” you looked offended, a hand over your heart dramatically “i would never do that” you gasped but yuji looked at you with a knowing expression “he’s a playboy, he’s as handsome as me and i saw the way you look at him” he explained, not amused, counting on his fingers the reasons why you would try and get with his brother “and how do i look at him?” you asked sounding offended “you look at him as if you were starving- and you’re not” he said

“rule number 4-…” and he went on for while, whispering useless rules, but you payed attention to his yapping because you knew this was important for him and you couldn’t bare being the one ruining his reconciliation with his brother

after what felt like an eternity but maybe was half an hour, sukuna knocked on the door, learning from past mistakes and walked inside your room “dinner’s ready” he announced as if he was the owner of the house or sum

“what..?” you asked confused but still walked behind yuji towards the kitchen of YOUR house, you walked to the table, three plates of pasta on the well setted table, you looked at yuji that had the same confused expression as you did

“enjoy your meal” sukuna said as he sat down besides you, yuji sitting across from you, you didn’t even know how he made this food with the things you had in your house since it was basically empty but the you remembered yuji went grocery shopping earlier

the awkwardness was evident, you ate in silence, you and yuji exchanging looks at each other- communicating, without making it noticeable

you were mid eye conversation with yuji when you felt a warm heavy weight on your bare thigh- you went still immediately, eyes wide still staring at yuji that now had a confused expression, your stomach doing backflips as this happened

you leaned back on your chair and looked down for a slight moment, his large, heavy weight caressing you thigh- you didn’t even look at him, shifting your legs, moving an inch away from his hand but he didn’t move a little

you crossed your legs, one over the other, squeezing his hand between your thighs but he seemed unbothered, having a conversation with his brother with a dangerous poker face

so before you could finish your plate you stood up “forgot i had an important project due soon” you said, looking at yuji with an expression that didn’t match your words, trying to communicate with him “you didn’t tell me anything about-“ you gave him a bad look “oh yeah- yeah that one for uni, yeah- it’s due tomorrow right?” he went on with your bullshit

“yeah yeah, i need to get to work!!” you said, flashing a mad face at sukuna that was enjoying the little scene, still sitting at the table while you and yuji tried to run away from this situation

sukuna chuckled silently and stood up, did the dishes without being asked to and walking out the door “see you soon, yeah? come back home” sukuna said, obviously talking to yuji but looking at you “yeah, just a couple days” yuji said, sensing that something wasn’t right at all

you waved by and sukuna left “what the fuck was that?” yuji asked, still not understanding the reason of your sudden interruption of the “family” lunch

you though about telling him or not, but you knew he would’ve freaked out because first of all his brother was flirting with his fake girlfriend and second that meant he maybe didn’t even believe you and yuji were actually together

you didn’t want to ruin it for him so you just blurted out something “nothing, i actually have to do an assignment” you said, walking to your computer, showing him that you (un)fortunately actually had an assignment because those were unfortunately always there

“and things were so awkward, i couldn’t stand that anymore” you explained further, he agreed with a slow nod “alright” he simply said before laying on your bed, head hanging upside down as he started playing games on his phone

AHAJHAHAHAH- i love you, what an honour making you blush🤭🤭🤭