every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

this website is wildly out of control

Why don’t wheelchairs have pedals for when your arms get tired?

b/c your legs don’t fucking work what is this

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

I feel personally attacked

Sound on!!

I just laughed so hard my Husband came running up stairs to see wtf was wrong.

Me trying to pull myself outta bed

im laughing so hard im drooling

thanks. I needed this.

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

me

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second