KJ Wayne

of course i cum fast ive got fish to catch

Dark CVS show me the evil 3am cold medicine run

Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means “dragon’s illegitimate child”

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss 

“empath” is a term reserved for people who think theyre wizards for recognizing when someone is sad

idk what introvert needs to hear this but please check yourself when ur saying stuf like “staying in your room all weekend by yourself watching netflix is much better than going out and being social” because speaking from experience it’s very easy to confuse being introverted and isolating yourself to cope with anxiety and depression please reach out to your friends and make an effort to live your life and say yes to things, there’s no harm in enjoying your own company but please try to avoid shutting yourself away because you’ve convinced yourself that you’re better alone it’s seriously a recipe for loneliness and will really fuck with your self worth

Wow

i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it. 

Thank you, bc “well damn lady I Coke’t remote the clouds” didn’t make a lick of sense

I feel like I’m having a stroke

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

Ignore me I’m on ketamine

I wish I had bones

I wish I had ketamine