&& b r a t.

“I need some serious help with figuring out what to wear to the party on Friday. I’m the most indecisive person on this planet and there are just too many costume options that are 80′s themed. — Anyways, are you going?”

“Who am I to turn down a good party? I mean I hate people, and there will be people..but also lots of drinking and probably lots of mistakes being made as well. I am down to watch a few trainwrecks happen.” 

“Whoa, think I had one too many tequilas tonight.”

“Did you become a fucking lightweight in the past couple years? You used to drink me under the table. It would be pathetic if I could handle more than you could.” 

“As long as he’s not taking out his frustration on you guys by assigning like, tons of homework. I had this adjunct professor who lost his real job halfway through the semester. One day we had like, two assignments a week, the next we had like five things due each class. It was ridiculous.” 

“it sounds like he need to be punched in the dick.” 

“yes, but it gotta make sure he eats well. he likes variety every now and then. that’s true. could always egg his house too, you know. or like put it that plastic shit wrap.”

“I just thought about what would happen if you plastic wrapped your dick and now i can’t think of anything else. Its terrifying. Like a hot dog.” 

After finally finishing a paper for English class, Tj shut his laptop and heaved out a sigh. The boredom that had kicked in over the last two hours were finally hitting him hard and he needed to get out of the house and go do something fun. Without much thought, Tj grabbed a bottle of whiskey from his shelf and exited his fraternity house– making his way over to Sigma Rho’s sorority instead. He had texted Kj beforehand to make sure she was actually home before rocking up at her bedroom door and knocking. “Thought you might like some company. And I brought alcohol.” he greeted once the door had opened, holding up the bottle of whiskey and stepping into the room. { @kjcaspen }

Kj wasn’t one to ask for entertainment. It usually just came to her. If she wanted something she usually got it without much begging. So when Tj texted her seeing if she was home, she just smirked a little as she replied that she was. He was always a source of fun when her life got a bit dull. Tall, blonde and with that accent? The girl couldn’t get enough. When she heard the knock on the door she opened it to the handsome guy behind it, a little smirk on her lips. “Aww, you know me so well gorgeous.” Grabbing the bottle she skipped back in the room grabbing a couple of glasses. 

“Public meltdowns are like a constant reminder that I’m not the only mess of a person walking around. Like you said, it’s great enjoyment. Especially when they’re angry rather than sad. The angrier, the better.–Did you at least get out of some assignments?”

“Right? Everybody is just as fucked up as you are. I mean it is why I am majoring in Psychopathology. To see why everybody is so fucked up in the head. No, fuckhead decided that since he has to suffer so do we. So no getting out of assignments.” 

‘’ SHARON was probably both the man and woman in the relationship. i get why she left.’’

“Ew. I am having horrible pictures in my head. Different subject please.” 

“I’m not sure how to react to this. At least the school year is almost over.”

“Thank god. Not that I am going to go home. Hell to the fuckin’ no am I spending months with my psycho bitch of a mother. This is my first summer away from her. I am going to have some fun with it.” 

@zzzelena: omg

@nattiebaby: @zzzelena @kjcaspen we've gotta hire a better therapist for her... maybe we should practice breathing exercises???

“hey, my dick is always more important than anything ever in my life. gotta make sure he’s getting out there, getting what he wants with also getting him checked. also, sorry, let me make it up to you. let’s go egg his car.”

“he gets enough. trust me, i know. i have helped before. ugh no thats not going to be fun because his car is a piece of shit like his life and egging it would probably make it look better.”

@kjcaspen: just scrolling through tonights drama. by no means though should you stop it. i mean i thought i was an angry little thing, but everybody else is just as pissy.