Hi! What's up bros?!

Everything is backwards here. Girls hate me. And I keep getting arrested!

Any sort of outdoor activity like hiking, bike riding, or rollerblading, and going to the beach with someone I love. That’s the best day I can have. Oh, and with a lot of food.

What if-

Orrrr

My family never returned home from war. I’m so sick.

Beatrice, wide eyes: Ava, stop eating all the popcorn.

Ava, using her puppy dog eyes 🥺 and her whinny voice : Buuuuuttt I'm sooo scared. Can we cuddle?

Beatrice, secretly glad Ava was the one asking for cuddles first: Of course, darling.

Beatrice: I don't know, what do you usually do?

Ava: you mean, sidewalk?

Beatrice: Same thing...

Minutes passed, they are at home.

Beatrice: are we going to get chips with lunch?

Ava: We already have some. * Looking through cupboards * catch! * Ava throws at Beatrice a bag of Lays, original flavour *

Beatrice: These aren't chips...

Ava: are you pulling my leg?

Beatrice: I meant French fries * said while doing her best North American accent *

Ava: oh! Yes! I'll start peeling the potatoes after we cuddle.

Ava gets water for both of them while Beatrice sits on the couch and opens a book.

Beatrice: would you pass me the glasses?

Ava: you mean the eyeglasses or the water glasses?

Beatrice: I'd like to read and I don't see...

Ava: why do you always complicate things?