Bitch I'm drowning.

I have never seen a series or film where two characters share a first name but this happens all the time in real life.

It’s called Heathers and it doesn’t end well.

70% of girls in relationships ain’t even happy y’all just pretending

‘at least i have a bf’ yea w/ some bum ass guy who doesn’t text back and doesn’t rmr things abt u and that u just put up w/ Bc every once in a while he does smth to make ur heart flutter so u ignore the fact that the majority of ur relationship is u constantly bein underwhelmed and under appreciated but being too attached to being able to project the outside image of ‘i’m in a relationship’ bc u believe it gives u status or socially validates ur value as a woman to the watching world sweetie i’ll take being single

…can i get an explanation for this post?!

buzzfeed put this post in a listicle so i added pictures so it would throw off the format of the article when embedded. and i like sasuke

oh i figured it was just a bunch of safe-for-work-sasuke

Just let people stay sober! Don’t tell them they’re boring! Don’t tell them they’re stuck up! Don’t tell them they’re immature! Don’t question their decision! Don’t pressure them to “just have one drink”! Don’t mock them! Just let people who want to stay sober stay sober!

This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you don’t attempt it again

I’ve been told this before and my response was “Sounds great. Glad we agree.” they always look immediately shaken and surprised.

“gays can’t aim, gays can’t drive, gays can’t parallel park, gays can’t-“ please speak for yourself some of us have real lives and don’t live online and also my scoped accuracy is over 75%

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

constantly think about how it's totally normal to have a little living breathing creature just staying in your house. just living with you. they just love you and you just love them. you can't even talk to each other and yet you peacefully coexist. they depend on you.

maybe im the bad boy