Xena's feats make sense if you assume that every episode is adapted from Gabrielle's scrolls and she's just too transfixed by Xena's muscles to describe the fight scenes accurately.

What’s that quote? There are only two kinds of stories: a man goes on a journey, or a stranger comes to town.

hang on I gotta post something two weeks late and in poor taste

the “i am from russia” was a warning

I asked a taxi driver in Bucharest to take the quickest route to the airport. 10 minutes later we're doing 120kph the wrong way done the street car tracks when another taxi tried to pass us and dude just floors it. Never spoke a word, smoked 9 cigarettes over the 30 minute ride, never took off his sunglasses and blasting opera all the way. I look at it as paying 15€ plús tip to lose all fear of death.

Having lived in Bucharest I can tell you he would have done that even with out you asking

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

it’s lgbt not legbet

Buffy season 6 is insane. It’s like what if someone you loved died a meaningful and accepting death but you couldn’t live without them so you brought them back. And against all odds, they didn’t come back wrong, but they didn’t WANT to come back at all, and now they have to learn to live in this world again while resenting their friends and family for taking the death they willingly chose away from them. And existence is hell compared to death because in life they never get a break and never get to rest because they’re constantly needed by everyone. And they can’t chose to die a second time because they know what it would do to their loved ones who still never got over the fact that they died the first time. And also there’s a musical episode.

I made this post while I was 2 episodes into season 6 and now I need to reiterate my feelings AGAIN. They make Buffy Summers APPLY FOR A LOAN approximately two weeks after she CLAWS HER WAY OUT OF HER GRAVE.

The appeal of Ava’s deepest wish being a normal girl, for her to then fall in love with a woman, and yet because she lives in a scifi universe where nothing can be taken for granted that’s the most normal part in her life. That’s the part that makes her feel like a regular person. That’s the part that makes her feel like she’s just human, experiencing normal human emotions. That’s the part that fulfills her deepest wish of being just, a normal girl. And on the one hand having the scifi universe as a backdrop is a nice way to put the queerness of the protagonist into perspective because really, who cares when you’ve got angels and portals and different dimensions and the end of the world, but on the other hand it’s also very true to Ava because to her there really is nothing abnormal about falling for a woman, compared to falling in love with a guy. Where being queer is to so many people the part of us that makes us feel strange and different and outcast, Ava’s love for Beatrice is what brings her home.