PEACE.LOVE.MUSIC.

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

And She serve dessert

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

When best friend finds out and comes for revenge

and when the homies upstate hear what went down and start making calls…

Y'all be making baby showers so extravagant because there's no wedding.

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased