Bless This Stress

let her in wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cat people: dogs are cool too dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

Are foxes even real

no, sorry.

i only eat gas station dick pills and drink arnold palmer and i am incredibly effective and intelligent to the point that i have telekinetic abilities (level 3) i have recently been given access to atlantis tetrahedron power crystals by the us government. come fuck with me.

my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up