kitty

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

daughter (non-practicing)

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

shine normal like a plain rock

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE