I love those aesthetic picnic photos as much as the next person but can we just talk about how improbable and strange some of the picnics actually are?? I've compiled a small list of some of the more out-there Aesthetic Picnics for your enjoyment:
• A fancy glass bottle of water, two loaves of bread, three pecan tarts, and an empty picture frame
• A halved melon, loads of white currants, four lemons (one halved), and white wine
• Three different cocktails and a single slice of bread topped with figs and maybe cream cheese?
• Two mugs (unidentifiable contents) and six (6) large croissants
• Sparkling water, a small heap of spinach, one large slice of bread, two peaches, and a big overflowing bowl of medium-size tomatoes
• A baguette, a bunch of grapes, two grapefruits, and four lemons
• A bottle of Trader Joe's pink lemonade, an entire cantaloupe (halved), one grapefruit (halved), one avocado (halved), two plain bagels, one apple, and two small pears
• Two glasses of rosé wine and what appears to be a massive bowl of meatballs
• A small pitcher of herb-infused water, the largest platter of berries I've ever seen, and a handful of raw olives (PSA don't eat raw olives???? From personal experience they are bitter and horrible and I'm also pretty sure they're at least mildly toxic)
• Rosé wine, strawberries, blueberries, olives, whole mustard, a heap of herbs (perhaps carrot greens?), half a papaya, and two whole uncooked squashes
Basically what I'm taking away from this is that y'all eat a lot more fruit and plain bread than I do and there are actually just people out there eating entire lemons
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