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Day 24 of Narutaugust! Sensei š„ŗ
not only did kakashi teach them how to be ninjas but he also taught naruto basic reading skills at 12 y/o
Already drew tomorrows prompt lmao gotta work efficiently
We fight, we laugh !Ā
Ā (30min quick sketch, ācuz i feel happy for a reason ^^)
I CANT BELIEVE THAT AFTER NOT BEING WITH EACH OTHER FOR Y E A R S THE FIRST TIME THESE TWO FIGHT TOGETHER AGAIN THEY LITERALLY CANT CONTROL HOW DAMN GIDDY THEY ARE
LOOK AT THEM. LOOK HOW THEYRE SMILING
THERES A WAR GOING ON BOYS

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Because youāre my friendā¦
@slenderiscoming some Naruto & Fugaku hijinks since you expressed interest in that.
Pre-sasunaru, Fugaku bullies his way into adopting people, Naruto is Naruto. Hereās what I have so far, Hope you enjoy <3
Modern AU where down-on-his-luck, ex-homeless kid Naruto, age 20, saves Fugakuās life while Fugakuās stranded in the States, with his family back in Japan, and no one else can/is willing to help. He also visits Fugaku at the hospital, and when they clear Fugaku for discharge, brings the old bastard home to his tiny firetrap apartment, with its mess and his possibly-drug-dealers roommates, because Naruto canāt not help complete strangers and the staff said they needed someone to keep an eye on the old bastard in case of medical complications.
And. Fugaku is 1000% appalled at everything, and complains, a lot, and demands they put an end to this farce, and generally makes a nuisance of himself, until Naruto tells him to shut his trap. Which works for exactly twenty seconds and just because it caught him off-guard. Then Fugaku resumes complaining, only a little less fervently.
And. Narutoās everything Fugaku despises, but heās also the only one who helped, andĀ Fugaku can respect that. Thatās a good kid. A good, extremely rude, potty-mouthed, sloppy, gay kid, but, a good kid. And in Uchiha Fugakuās books, that counts more.
And. Fugakuās got a stick up his ass. Anybody who knows him can tell you that. So this kid, with his brashness, and his loud mouth and everything, is confusing. Completely baffles him, and heās not a man who likes feeling baffled. Fugaku wants everything to make sense and be efficient, and cause as little trouble as possible, and things do! Because heās not the kind of man you mess with. Heās intimidating as fuck, and a hardass. He gets his way.
Naruto doesnāt give a shit. Thatās the first thing he learns about the kid: Naruto doesnāt give a shit. He talks back, he speaks his mind, and gives as good as he gets. Naruto doesnāt put up with hisĀ ārespect your eldersā crap. They butt heads. But Naruto is kind. After the initial clusterfuck, itās actually pretty easy to talk to this kid because Naruto talks back immediately when heās not okay with something!!! And he doesnāt hold grudges. Fugakuās own sons arenāt like that. Theyāve inherited his stupid pride gene. And his way with words. Narutoās way to deal with conflicts actually resolves them. Fugaku may have to admit itās more efficient than his own method. Who would have thought?
Itās evident that Naruto is a complete disaster. His lifestyle- bad. Very bad, no good, nuh uh. Fugaku disapproves, vocally so. He tries giving orders advice. Doesnāt work. Naruto doesnāt give a shit. He tries shoving money at the ungrateful brat who doesnāt see common sense when itās trying to beat him on the head. Naruto gets royally offended. Turns out theyāre both stubborn assholes. Still doesnāt work, and Fugaku is hell-bent on helping out this kid who does not wants his help.Ā
So, Fugaku has a (brilliant, if he says so himself) idea. Fugaku has a son around Narutoās age. Sasukeās gay. Narutoās gay (bisexual, or whatever. Fugakuās not paying attention to what the fuckĀ ālabelsā are. Whatever. Naruto likes men. Fugaku asks, just to make sure. Repeatedly. they have a shouting match- whatever). Theyāre both good kids. They could learn a thing or two from each other. Naruto should feel honored, Fugakuās son is such a catch.
Two birds, one stone. Fugaku helps out this bratty good kid heās getting way too attached to (fathers-in-law get to shove money at their sons-in-law when they feel like it and nobody can stop them, right?), and Sasuke gets a boyfriend whoās not one of these good-for-nothing twinks heās been hanging around. Everything is good. People should give Fugaku a medal for his exceptional ideas. No wonder his eldest is a genius.
Naruto is not on board with the idea. Heās so not on board with the idea that he thinks itās a joke and gets a good laugh out of it. Past the first five minutes it start looking like heās dying.
How fucking dare he, and why the fuck not? Fugakuās son is a catch. Naruto should be fucking grateful. Not just anyone gets deemed worthy of joining the Uchiha clan, and Fugakuās son in particular is a catch. Naruto is an idiot. Fugaku is offended on his sonās behalf. And whatās wrong with arranged marriages? Nothing. Nothing is wrong with them. Theyāre efficient and Fugaku knows whatās best. Naruto is an idiot.
Naruto starts calling him a Pimp. Fugakuās brilliant idea is backfiring and Fugakuās feathers are ruffled. But heās nothing if not stubborn (heās right, dammit).
Is it because Naruto wants children? Fugaku assures him that there are options for āhis kindā if he wants to reproduce, and says some really offensive shit while heās at it, and Naruto jibes back that heās being a real asshole right now. Fugaku tries to correct course by informing him that Mikoto will not care about his proclivities as long as he and Sasuke give her grandchildren. Naruto goes 'wow, youāre a real piece of workā. And then decides to fuck with Fugakuās head by saying 'maybe I donāt like kidsā. And Fugaku hadnāt even considered that and looks like he swallowed a lemon when presented with the possibility. He asks 'donāt you?ā and Naruto almost pisses himself laughing with how much just asking that is putting a strain on this old bastard, but he keeps a straight face. Fugaku doesnāt receives an answer, so he goes 'well, but, an heirā¦ā but concedes that it might suffice if his eldest conceives instead, and he supposes theyād still give Naruto and Sasuke their blessing despite this obviously huge let down, and Naruto must realize how generous heās being there, obviously, and and⦠somewhere around that part Naruto takes pity on him and goes 'nah, kids are cool, I was pulling your leg. Still donāt want you to pimp me out thoā, and Fugaku is both like 'oh thank fuckā and āwhyā.
If itās not the kids, it must be something else. Is it because of the costs of moving to Japan? Fugaku would take care of that, obviously, as head of family. The logistics? Consider it done. Are Narutoās shitty jobs the problem? Just get rid of those, and Fugaku will find him a better one in Japan, more worthy of his future station, or Naruto can go to school there, get a diploma, itās not a problem that Naruto is mentally challenged, Fugaku has connections. Does Fugaku need to go yell at Narutoās shitty boss? Landlord? Mean aunt? No really, does Naruto need him to yell at anyone? (Fugaku likes yelling at people. Very cathartic). Is it Japan? Does he not like Japan? Well, the whole family could uproot itself to the States, at least at first, like for a year or two, Japan is obviously superior and Naruto should see the errors of his ways. No? Then why? Is it Sasuke? Does Naruto think Fugakuās son is unworthy of him? Does he not like brunets? Does he fear Fugakuās son is not aesthetically pleasing? Fugaku falls over himself to reassure Naruto that his son is, quote-unquote, 'a studā. Naruto goes 'oh my god you crazy old bastard, where did you learn that word and also what the fuckā. They keep bickering and eventually Naruto gets fed up and yells that you canāt just dictate peopleās lives like that, and Fugaku, old fart from old money, genuinely confused, goes 'well, why not?ā Naruto canāt believe heās stuck with a matchmaking tyrant for the next few days.
Fugaku continues his campaign to convince Naruto that The Idea is good. Ramen. Ramen is a thing that Japan has. In fact, it has plenty of it. (It also has natto, and Fugaku very crankily informs Naruto that american breakfast standards are subpar. 'just eat your cereal,ā Naruto sighs. Fugaku glowers at him around a mouthful of froot loops)
Naruto!

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SasuNaru The Last Battle
Naruto Blazing | New artworks
SORRY I CANāT HELP IT! OKBYE! *runs to Suna again*
ššš Canāt believe Kishi had Naruto saying entire sentences with that kunai in his mouth.
āWe are Number Oneā cover by Uchiha MadaraĀ
Im pretty sure someone has done this already but whatever
I just decided on a whim to watch naruto... and what the heck why are they so gay i thought it was a joke
Enjoy this i was venting because theyre just t h a t gay
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naruto x the last of us au!!
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