Paskalaitos

it genuinely didn’t occur to me that this was weird that i’d never heard a crow or raven caw in my life and frnakly the australian raven noise is the most common noise to me and it means “it’s the morning now”. i can’t imagine life without it. its background noise i didn’t even think to identify as coming from somewhere. it’s just There.

quoth the raven, “aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh”

it sounds like a depressed kazoo.

Wait a minute… how do non-Australian ravens sound? Do they not sound like this?

Today in unnecessarily gendered products: windshield washer fluid.

For both puliukkos and puliakkas

Kolme sukupuolta: Lady, itikka ja kesä. Tag yourself.

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

september, what’s the mood?

the is actually how planetary orbit happens, we just haven’t yet advanced to the point where our technology can recognize the giant fucking cat licking the planet