Starmine Sister

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The artifact - you absolutely need this one specific thing that hasn't been available in your country for decades

The helping hand - put it in your stand mixer (see also: "air fryer" or "instant pot")

The prepared - easy and quick! Start with diced onions, peppers seeded and chopped, peeled and deveined shrimp, peeled minced garlic (variant of the time traveler)

The gimmick - over two dozen cookie recipes that you can bake on the hood of your car! No one will know the secret ingredient to this cheesecake is beef liver! These cocktails are all bar standards that I've named after Pokemon!

Happily ever after

Coming home

All the kisses

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Then let me?

Happy babies

I miss you. You know I can't live without you, Ben.

"We're together now"

JohanNorth to the rescue