bro i made a character for a lancer campaign and ive never played lancer before in fact i knew nothing about it so i made her half blind and missing an arm because i thought well it seems fairly apocalyptic and i was searching through jobs and saw NHP specialist and went oh cool perhaps she was a scientist and lost her sight and arm with a rogue NHP (i didnt know what an NHP was at this time, i saw non human and assumed alien creatures)
I also didn’t know the denomations were so I asked what the coolest one was and was told Horus so I went ok I worked with Horus. Turns out Horus is the illuminati
and then while playing someone asked oh how did you become a lancer if you’re half blind and I was going with my original bit so I went oh haha the Incident
one thing led to another and I got lore made for me by my friends where apparently I made some sort of fucked up deal with God to become a lancer. I don’t have the heart to say that the original Incident was just being attacked by an evil puppydog and now it can’t be because hey apparently NHPs are AIs
so now I have to come up with a new Incident