evaporate.

Every interaction here has been good, but we’ll see. I guess it’s too early to say, but I don’t think I’ll need the whole bottle… yet.

Hey, Kit, what’s up? I’ve never been to college so I wouldn’t know, but it’s probably an interesting experience.

I can’t even drink yet, technically, but I’ll cross my fingers and hope you don’t need to crack out the whole bottle any time soon. Unless you’re partying or somethin’. 

I’ve had coworkers telling me this is a chill place to spend my free time on, but is it? I just had to see it for myself, so here I am. Let’s see if that’s true or if I’ll end up drinking a whole bottle of vodka if this goes bad.

I’m Alex, and before you ask –yes, I’m that Ruby stripper from the Moonlight, so if you know me by that name you’ve probably seen me naked already. You’re welcome, by the way.

Ummm; n-nice to meet you? Figuratively? This is a pretty cool spot but like, if you’re gonna talk to cruddy people you’re probably gonna need that bottle of vodka. Not that you should drink the whole bottle, because that seems like a recipe for disaster. 

Oh, don’t worry about calling them assholes –I would have called them something worse, but what’s the point on insulting them when they’re not in front of you? There must be something that we can do, like reporting it to the authorities and hope they come up with something to make them stop? I’m not sure what would work at this point though.

I’ve met people who absolutely love it and have recommended it, but I still have to try it while I’m submitting. If there’s something good about this website is that I’m sure you’ll find someone to do it, you’ll see. I wish I could tell you which Dominants and Switches are into it, but I bet there’s someone out there, Kit.

Oh, I just try really hard not to swear because I have little siblings. Like, really little. And my Ma gets kinda pissed off whenever I do it because they start repeating it all over the house and it’s a mess. But yeah, they’re really crappy people. I’m sure that’d work but I don’t know what’d actually make them stop? If they just want to mess it up for the sake of it, there’s not a whole lot that makes that stop. 

You’re so cute, Kit. Don’t tell me though! It’s going to be enough reason to give you more cheek kisses, silly.

Well give it some time! You’re going to find someone soon who you can show off to and they’re going to be so happy that they were around to witness how precious you are. In the mean time I want to have playdates!! Then you can show yourself off to me… which isn’t the same but still will be fun :3 I bet foxes and kittens play so cutely together.

But I like the cheek kisses! I just didn’t want you to be surprised when I started blushing as soon as they happen. :P

Adulthood is whispering to your fellow classmate how you’re supposed to learn the English from a deaf woman.  Because, you know, apparently I can’t read or write. Or.. well, no, I can’t hear- but still. I do have ways to have hearing a bit more accessible to me, and you bet your little butt that I heard that.

Like, don’t you just love when you can tell someone’s upset that they’re not doing well in your class? It’s not because I’m mad at them, it’s because their writing is severely poor.

I mean, all things considered, professor— they’re pretty giant assholes. Er. Jerks. They’re pretty giant jerks. I was gonna tell ‘em off but I’m pretty sure they’re not submissives and they’d probably have kicked my ass. 

Oh! That would be really sweet of you, Kit.

No patches. I’ve always taken medicine though. Well vitamins rather. But I don’t think those would be the pills?

Oh um, well— I like it when you’re smiling and if I can do anything to help you with that, it’s something I’d like to do. Besides, my Ma says I’m good at cheering people up, if that’s worth anything. 

I’m okay, Kit.

Just a little surprised, or… not so little surprised. But I guess so. I don’t know how how I haven’t gotten sick in the meantime though.

My mom always makes me hot chocolate when I’m feeling funky— um. Maybe I can bring you some stuff to cheer you up?

Sometimes you believe you’re certain of what your mark is and sometimes when you open the letter that your grandfather had forwarded to you, you find out you’re a Switch. Talk about a major yikes moment.

... Are you okay, Chryssy?

They should get informed about all the wonders social media can do to business. There are downsides to the Internet, but if they know how to use it to their advantage, things could be even better. The pet play park –it’s a shame it’s so neglected and nobody takes care of it. I guess someone should do something about it, hopefully soon.

Not really, Kit. I’ve been a bit curious about it sometimes because I know people who are into it, but I’ve never done that myself. I assume you are, Kit?

Everyone loves them, and I think that’s gotten a lot of business for the store on its own. That’s the thing, though— people really do try to take care of it, but people are giant... assholes, for lack of a better word. So it always just gets trashed again. I’d happily help fix it up if we could figure out how to keep it from getting vandalized. 

I totally agree with you, Kit! If a store get some promotion in social media and catches potential clients’ eye, that’s a good thing. You know, get themselves known out there and hopefully get more people interested in what you sell, which is pet play in this case. You seem to have the attitude, so good luck with it!

I’m good, looking forward to the time to actually go home and relax, but I can’t complain that much, to be honest.

I don’t think the owners know much about social media but that’s not a bad idea, actually. They’d probably have me or one of my friends run it but it’d probably get us loads of business. I wish the pet play park didn’t get messed up so much or we could host events there or something. Thank you! I’m glad your day’s going well!

As someone who works in the world of online magazines and tends to shop online –in moderation, of course, because I’m not obviously dirty rich– I’d say you’re doing a good job at it. Nowadays everything (or almost everything) is about advertising products on the Internet and even a simple post on Tumblr can make the difference!

Nice to meet you, Kit, I’m Sarah. How are you?

I still live with my parents, so I’m not really swimming in the cash either but my job is awesome so I figured the least I could do was try and get more people into the store! It’ll be a big deal if I can actually get people to come in, or if I can talk to people about pet play and stuff! Generate interest and all that good junk; I’m pretty good at things like that. 

AHHHH I’m going to kiss you!! :3 :3 :3

You are the best, Kit. That’s amazing. I’m so lucky that you think of me when you see cute new things. I bet you’re looking super cute with all your new stuff that you got as well, am I right?

:3 Okay, but like, full disclosure or whatever the heck it is: last time you kissed me on the cheek I couldn’t stop blushing for like twenty minutes. So, there’s that. 

Did you say a sale!?

I feel like I was just there but I think I’m going to have to come back now, Kit!

Honeybeeeeeeee! There is a sale indeed, and you should totally come check it out super soon. It just started today so it’s like, super duper new.