kita "done with your shit" shinsuke

tsukishima and oikawa only get along when they roast people online

one thing ennoshita is deathly afraid of : spiders. once during practice when discovering the “disgusting eight legged creature” in the closet, two brooms were broken, three people collapsed completely unconscious, and the principal’s wig flew (with all reasons behind this undisclosed)

tsukki uses strawberry scented body wash and when he passes by team members they're attacked with the smell and their image of cruel and cold-hearted tsukki is crushed

once on a rainy day kenma got blown away and long legs lev fucking jumped to grab him-- he succeeded but they fell in a puddle and this time both of them were blown away

bokuto is so fucking aggressive with toothbrushes that the bristles are so fucked up-- almost as fucked up as when he says teethbrush instead of toothbrush

whenever iwa knows oikawa isn't having a good day (no matter how well he hides it with a smile), he goes out of his way to do anything to make him smile and be the stupid chummy idiot he loves again

yaku throwing seeds for pigeons and hearing rustling, turning his head to find fucking lev just eating all the seeds-- yaku is disgusted, disappointed but not surprised

miya twins always order pizza on saturdays and just watch anything on the tv (although usually comedies), ordering around four to seven boxes and three bottles of soda; also one of the only times they actually don’t argue which is a blessing to their parents

tsukki actually being easily moved by emotional displays (like in movies or books) and ends up smiling at comedic or cheesy parts; the team having a movie night and watching a romcom but instead of paying attention to the actual film they're just watching him smile and laugh in absolute awe

miya twins walking home and osamu fucking sobbing because they jaywalked after atsumu convinced him to and thinking they were going to be arrested on the spot (with suna secretly following them and recording everything)

the karasuno team sings "is he gay or european" whenever tsukki passes by and the entire schools gets into it and when they have matches against other teams they only sing that

kenma getting major anxiety in crowds so the team creates a circle around him and chants his name to make people move from him as far as possible

tsukki being the most impatient french fry to bless the earth but still waiting for his previous green bean yama on anything including him accepting his feelings

karasuno second years playing wii sports and tanaka getting so pissed he throws the controller and it stabs into the tv

osamu eating cereal and leaves to get something, atsumu comes in and sees the bowl of cereal and is fucking disgusted because he knows that cereal is soggy as shit; osamu returning and is fucking merked and the last thing he hears before passing out is his brother’s obnoxious ranting. poor osamu pls pray 2k19

osamu barging into their room all of a sudden saying: "dude i think i'm gay" and atsumu casually sticking a poster of their captain on the wall replying with a nonchalant: "i already been knew"