Tired™️

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I genuinely cannot get over what a gentle soul Ilya Rozanov has. He is the most insane motherfucker on this or any ice and he uses the word fuck as an adjective, noun and verb but he is also somehow a being made of jello. He would rather die than let Hollander have the puck but when Shane, sweet and sensitive Shane looks at him with those big wet cow eyes in any given dimly-lit room his only defense mechanism is, what? KISSES? Walks around with a look on his face that implies he might literally eat you for breakfast and then has the audacity to say shit like, "I'm so in love with you and I don't know what to do about it." He lets Shane hug his jacket. Holds him, lets Shane hold him back. Tosses Shane's SALAD the first time they fuck. Sits at a table with Shane's parents and kisses him on the mouth. Unironically uses the word lovers. Asks for KISSES and tells Shane that he LOVES HIM when he asks. Let's all walk into the sea together.

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

the 3st.

glad to see people enjoying the gay sex hockey show but get you facts rights HBO has nothing to do with this it's a beautiful Crave original funded by the Canadian gov and paid for with my taxes 🫵

big thanks to all my Canadian homies for funding yaoi on ice 🤟🙌