Blood in the Water

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

Date the boy who has fireflies in his heart and glowing veins. Many compare the others to the sun but you know he outshines anyone else. The butterflies in your stomach begin to illuminate in the most beautifully heart breaking way. His grip on my hand tightens as he rubs his thumb on your red knuckles as I realize I was the you I was talking about through it all. Firefly boy smiles and I melt into him. Endlessly in love with him as I realize I haven’t caught him, but he caught me.

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

if you shake my shoulders i’ll make a wobbling sound like laminated paper

just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

O P T I M I Z E D

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine