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stick THAT in your bogo and bint it

Just a friendly warning; YouTube is doing screamer ads again. It’s for the new Annabelle movie and it starts with “staring contest in 3,2,1” followed by a jumpscare and a loud scream. I saw it today (June 20th) so keep an eye out for it.

I’ve gotten to the point where when I hear the word wife I immediately think lesbians

yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?

tumblr is an awful place full of awful people and i hate every single one of you. “mr. sandman” came on and without blinking i sang man me a sand. 

Make him the cutest car door man hook hand

my last thought as the world dies from the ozone layer collapsing is gonna be “you know maybe we clowned on Ferngully a little too much”

guys you can wait a little bit longer it is quite literally a video game.

im gonna say it. everyone is pro workers in the gaming industry until it mildly inconveniences you. you can wait a little longer so that the people making the game dont have to kill themselves in order to give you a fun game. 

Also Mr. Bowser said they postponed the game so that the employees could have a better work-home life balance. That is So Good and I’m very happened they did it.

i’d trade my boobs for fangs and a nice pair of horns in a heartbeat