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“omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!”

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THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY?

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can you not talk about prince harry like that? hey may be a redhead by he also has feelings

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*hears a rumbling in the distance*

what the-

*looks into the distance*

Oh no..

He’s returning.

kiruiy

On that day, treekind recieved a grim reminder...

#snk #onceler #crossover #fuckno

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Poor Pyramid Head can never take a decent selfie

kiruiy

he has to use an ipad cos an iphone is too small for his hands

#Geheichous #gehe #kiruiy #anime guy

HOLY SHIT JusT wATcH thIs........

my poor eyes argh im gonna have nightmares...and if you think it's bad 1min in, just watch till the end.

even the lyrics are depressing...;A;

#scary #vocaloid #omg i can't #nightmares #argh #kiruiy #hatsune miku #bacterial contamination #mathru #ermagherd

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I cried again yesterday

My friends thought I was hurt or something but the truth was that I was really hungry and we were stuck in the middle of climbing and there was no food, it was sad. Reblog if you also cry when you're hungry. (Okay, there's going to be no reblogs, I can tell ahaha)

#emo #sad #cry #food #kiruiy #icantstandthis #torture

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MBTI Personality Type Animals

INTP: Owl

ESTP: Fox

ISFP: Sloth

ENTJ: Lion

ISFJ: Deer

INTJ: Octopus

ISTP: Cat

ESFP: Otter

INFJ: Wolf

ENFP: Dolphin

ESTJ: Honey Bee

ISTJ: Beaver

ENFJ: Dog

INFP: Meerkat

ENTP: Parrot

ESFJ: Elephant

What’s Your Animal Personality Type?

kiruiy

I'M A LION WOHAW

#entj

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Mikasa’s lips.

Mikasa’s eyes.

Mikasa’s nose.

Mikasa…

drinkyourfuckingmilk

so I’m going to be moving out of home (finally, my parents scream) soon and will be supporting myself financially so I’m going to be adding a donate button onto my blogs sidebar. obviously there is no obligation for anyone to use this, but since I don’t take commissions and just do requests most...

kiruiy

IN THE NAME OF LEVIHAN! GUYS, LET'S DONATE!

The Island Babies Chapter 5

Right I'm not wasting my life anymore so last chapter

100 years later...

The island is overpopulated because their grandparents had been fracking too much and people are starting to fall off the island. Roger (who, btw is still alive because he is immortal) decides that it would be a good time to start a signal fire. Either that or go into cannibalism to reduce the population, and he chooses the first option.

This should have happened 107 years ago.

Yeah and I just realised I can't count so I'm sorry...;A;

#reblogging my own pic for the second time in a row wow wtf

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What Happened Yesterday

I saw a man with a giant hamburger on the bus (it was as tall as his torso) and he was picking off bits at the top and eating it and I wanted to laugh but I held it in.

Then when he got off the bus he tripped and dropped it and everyone was looking at him.

#funny #hilarious #oh my god bravo #cool story bro #totally pointless post #kiruiy

The Island Babies Chapter 5

Right I'm not wasting my life anymore so last chapter

100 years later...

The island is overpopulated because their grandparents had been fracking too much and people are starting to fall off the island. Roger (who, btw is still alive because he is immortal) decides that it would be a good time to start a signal fire. Either that or go into cannibalism to reduce the population, and he chooses the first option.

This should have happened 107 years ago.

#off to study like a good girl

The Island Babies Chapter 4

7 years later when all the boys are old men and Roger is still a homocidal psycho...

Jalph Merridew: daddy where do babies come from?

Jack: ...ask your mother

Jalph: but you say that every time. And mommy isn't here.

Ralph: I'm home darling

Jalph: Where do babies come from mommy?

Ralph: When a man really likes another man they do this *does fracking thing with his arms* and a baby emerges from the mommy's vagina.

#omgwtf ahahaha

The Island Babies Chapter 3

Jack: Don't forget that Roger carries death in his hands.

Ralph: Give my baby back! *punches Roger*

Roger: *comes back up with an axe and Ralph runs*

Jack: *takes baby* Daddy will sing you a lullaby whilst mummy is away.

Baby: ...ok (in thought)

Jack: *sings a lot of c#*

Baby: cries...in c#

wow this is going absolutely nowhere ahaha

#lord of the flies #fanfiction #wow this is lame #argh #kiruiy #jalph

kiruiy

Roger from Lord of the Flies…:D ANIME

Took 20 mins drawing, 30 mins colouring

kiruiy

Maybe because…he is holding a bolo

littlesunnywalter

Now tell me that’s a black salakot on his head please ;-; HAHA JK JK.

kiruiy

no its a university graduation hat ahahahaaaa

#reblogging my own pic for the second time in a row wow wtf

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The Island Babies Chapter 2

I just felt like continuing this because I don't know why...I'm wasting my life.

Ralph: Hey look Jack I had a baby

Jack: Let me see it

[Baby has exact same face as Ralph]

Jack: That's not fair *does grumpy face*

Ralph: We need to name it. What about 'Rack?'

Jack: Eww that's a terrible name. You just don't like Jalph Merridew do you?

Ralph: But I'm older than you so it should--

Jack: Well I don't like this baby because it looks like you.

Meanwhile...

Roger: *with creepy killer face on* Maurice come to me

Maurice: RAPE! *screams and jumps in water*

Jack: Roger are you having problems?

Roger: Maurice can't give birth.

Jack: Oh then have this baby we don't want it any more

Roger: What for real????

Jack: yeah

Roger: MAURICE! We have a baby.

[Maurice doesn't reply because he died because he landed on a sharp rock whilst running away from Roger]

Roger: I am a single father. *Takes baby*

Ralph: *comes running* NONONONO JACK DONT GIVE THE GODDAMN BABY TO ROGER GODDAMMIT

okay i dunno where this crack is going

#lord of the flies #lord of the pies #lotf #jalph #moger #kiruiy #the island babies chapter 2 #stupid shit

The Island Babies Chapter 1

If the LOTF boys were never rescued, I imagine this is how things might have played out...

Jack: Since the chances of us getting rescued now are one to a billion, we need to make sure our species can survive on this island. We must repopulate.

Ralph: I agree Jack. That is a good idea.

Jack: Ralph, you can be the mom and I'll be the dad. All of them will be Merridews.

Roger: But Ja--

Jack: Roger, go fuck Maurice.

Roger: Okay.

#lord of the flies #lord of the pies #the island babies chapter 1 #lotf #kiruiy #omg i can't #i dont know what this is #jalph #moger

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