Texts from Kirkwall

(913): I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him

(847): Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

(309): Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.

(865): You are my mentor. (276): I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.

(724): A Mormon just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"

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(817): This is one of those situations that make me think to myself “what life decision did I make to get here”

(501): I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.

(413): He's the conductor of the struggle bus (1-413): I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS

(617): Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.

(505): I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...