Scoop-diddy-whoop. Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop.

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

love this garf

#wait this art style is so soothing

My chemical romance ruined my music taste not in the way that they’re bad and I enjoy them but in the way that I literally can’t listen to anyone else I’m just like, where’s the drama? Why isn’t the lead singer moaning and screaming? Where’s the kickass guitar solo in a song about vampires??

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

best part: this is 100% a real album you can listen to

I had this dream where everyone knew who they were in their past lives and it caused so much drama and uproar. You had to list your notable past lives on your job and school applications. There was tumblr discourse like “is it morally acceptable to kin someone else’s past life?” There were articles with headlines such as “how to cope if you find out you were a nazi in a past life.” Celebrities were getting callout posts based on their past lives. People would dox your lives. Ariana Grande was a founding father.

of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed ,  naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy