kirby olsen

@kirbmeister11

“Woo, aha! K-I-R-B-Y!!!” #1 wide reciever in Bullworth history.

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“Ever see one of my amazing plays on the football field?”

-intro!!

HEEEY!! It’s Kirby Olsen, the best wide receiver Bullworth’s ever seen! Saw all the other dudes usin’ this to post their thoughts or whatever… figured it might make me play better if I did too! You’ve definitely heard of me before, how could you not know the dude who was the youngest to get his varsity letter in Bullworth history?

Don’t be afraid to ask me anythin’, and I mean, like, ANYTHIN’. Nothin’ too personal, though. Especially if you’re a nerd! And NO INSULTIN’ ME, this is the Kirbmeister himself you’re talkin’ to!

——OOC

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how are you.. so good at sports? with your size ‘n all…

What, you callin’ me PUNY?? Nah, nah, sports ain’t all about height, man. With football, you gotta be strong ‘n fast and all that stuff too. Yeah, I’m short, but I’m a damn good football player! Even better than Ted! Trust me, lil’ dude, you’ll be just as good as me one day.

certifiedcooldude

really? well… maybe i should start training, or something. i just feel like if i did, id get taunted for it…

but if someone like you is allowed in (sorry!) then maybe i would aswell..? IF i start training, and get good at football or whatever!

i just hope my stupid asthma doesn’t intervene. 😒

#lilguyinsport #smallbutfast #smallncool #kirbycoolson

Yeaaah, that’s the spirit!! Training helps with everythin’, once you start trainin’, I’m sure you can start beatin’ people faces into the lockers too. And get into the football team, maybe. And duhh, of course you’re gonna get made fun of for it, everyone thinks you’re wimpy! Just beat ‘em up once you start training, that’ll help.

And hey, whaddya mean someone like ME? I ain’t THAT short, I’m ripped!! I could beat Ted and Casey in a fight if I tried, I swear!

certifiedcooldude

i don’t really want to push people in lockers or.. whatever.. haha, i’m in it for the sport..!

..and the team.. as in, FRIENDS as in— yeah i’m scrapping this.

i’m not sure if ted would even want me near him so i don’t think i’m joining you guys any soon. especially with how inexperienced i am, but i really do appreciate you saying that kirby, thanks :’)

didn’t mean to offend you.. i’m sure you could beat them!!! bet they’re, super slow and stuff! i’ve seen you run before, it’s unreal! you should really go pro one day!

#kirbyrules

…Aw, you really think so? Pfft, yeah, I ain’t the best wide reciever at Bullworth for nothin’. I always outrun those wimps during practice drills! Thanks, dude… you ain’t as wimpy as I thought, I guess.

Does it make you a fruit to be bi-curious ?

Personally, I don’t think so, but that’s just me. I mean, it don’t mean you’re REALLY bi, so nahh.

That's exactly what I was thinking! Everyone's a little curious sometimes! But Ted and Damon don't get that.

Exactlyyy!! That’s what I’m sayin’, everyone’s at least KINDA curious at least once. Ted ‘n Damon are just wimps ‘n scared to accept that we’re right.

#kirbs yaps #kirby olsen is also bi curious

Does it make you a fruit to be bi-curious ?

Personally, I don’t think so, but that’s just me. I mean, it don’t mean you’re REALLY bi, so nahh.

Mandy painted my nails not too long ago, and I picked the polish off of them, but… oh. My. God. She was right. Light yellow was SO cute on me.

bullhorns-allrounder

STRAIGHT INTO THE LOCKER YOU GO FAG

I AIN’T A FAG!!! AND I DON’T WEAR GIRLY NAIL POLISH ANYMORE. MANDY SAID SHE’D GIVE ME 20 DOLLARS IF I LET HER PAINT THEM!!

Kirby— were they like..for a dare? Or you just felt like you'd look nice or more of a man?..

@bullhorns-allrounder come on dude 20$ is 20$.. I ain't no broke little pussy now but it seems like alot for men like him now don't it?

gotta think about this whole locker thing now..

bullhorns-allrounder

I guess that’s true. You’re safe for now, Kirby.

Wh- FOR NOW ???

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Mandy painted my nails not too long ago, and I picked the polish off of them, but… oh. My. God. She was right. Light yellow was SO cute on me.

bullhorns-allrounder

STRAIGHT INTO THE LOCKER YOU GO FAG

I AIN’T A FAG!!! AND I DON’T WEAR GIRLY NAIL POLISH ANYMORE. MANDY SAID SHE’D GIVE ME 20 DOLLARS IF I LET HER PAINT THEM!!

Kirby— were they like..for a dare? Or you just felt like you'd look nice or more of a man?..

@bullhorns-allrounder come on dude 20$ is 20$.. I ain't no broke little pussy now but it seems like alot for men like him now don't it?

gotta think about this whole locker thing now..

Wh- Duhh, of COURSE it was a dare!! C’mon, not like I’d actually wear that stuff. Yeah, yeah, I know all the jokes about me bein’ girly ‘n everything, but I’m not that girly. And I ain’t girly at all!

And exactly! 20 bucks is, like, a LOT for an easy dare like that, you think I was just gonna say no? Wait— “men like me”?? What’s that mean?

Mandy painted my nails not too long ago, and I picked the polish off of them, but… oh. My. God. She was right. Light yellow was SO cute on me.

bullhorns-allrounder

STRAIGHT INTO THE LOCKER YOU GO FAG

woah!—

Do I get a say in this..?

bullhorns-allrounder

You can open the locker so I can shove Kirby in!

No. NUH UH. NONE of you are stuffin’ me in a locker.

Mandy painted my nails not too long ago, and I picked the polish off of them, but… oh. My. God. She was right. Light yellow was SO cute on me.

bullhorns-allrounder

STRAIGHT INTO THE LOCKER YOU GO FAG

I AIN’T A FAG!!! AND I DON’T WEAR GIRLY NAIL POLISH ANYMORE. MANDY SAID SHE’D GIVE ME 20 DOLLARS IF I LET HER PAINT THEM!!

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Mandy painted my nails not too long ago, and I picked the polish off of them, but… oh. My. God. She was right. Light yellow was SO cute on me.

Come on field with that we will thrash you

Who said I was goin’ to football practice with NAIL POLISH?? Eugh, no, bro! That was ages ago, I ain’t usin’ that stuff again! I’m just sayin’ it looked… alright on me.

Mandy painted my nails not too long ago, and I picked the polish off of them, but… oh. My. God. She was right. Light yellow was SO cute on me.

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how are you.. so good at sports? with your size ‘n all…

What, you callin’ me PUNY?? Nah, nah, sports ain’t all about height, man. With football, you gotta be strong ‘n fast and all that stuff too. Yeah, I’m short, but I’m a damn good football player! Even better than Ted! Trust me, lil’ dude, you’ll be just as good as me one day.

certifiedcooldude

really? well… maybe i should start training, or something. i just feel like if i did, id get taunted for it…

but if someone like you is allowed in (sorry!) then maybe i would aswell..? IF i start training, and get good at football or whatever!

i just hope my stupid asthma doesn’t intervene. 😒

#lilguyinsport #smallbutfast #smallncool #kirbycoolson

Yeaaah, that’s the spirit!! Training helps with everythin’, once you start trainin’, I’m sure you can start beatin’ people faces into the lockers too. And get into the football team, maybe. And duhh, of course you’re gonna get made fun of for it, everyone thinks you’re wimpy! Just beat ‘em up once you start training, that’ll help.

And hey, whaddya mean someone like ME? I ain’t THAT short, I’m ripped!! I could beat Ted and Casey in a fight if I tried, I swear!

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Must suck losing another game because yer leader is still cryin’ ‘bout his big break up wit’ Mandy. I mean— even my boys can do betta than you, pound cake.

- @thekingaroundheree

Ugh, don’t even remind me ‘bout that mess of a game… It was AWFUL! So many sabotages ‘n everyone bein’ in a shitty mood so they didn’t play as good… don’t even get me STARTED on Ted! And hey, our team might’ve lost, but I don’t see your clique winnin’ any championships like we are. What, still mad that Luis left you wimps to join the Jocks?

thekingaroundheree

Dat’s rich comin’ from ya. And when’s da last time ya hit a growth spurt? Elementary? Luis only fuckin’ left us because he was no good from da start. He still isn’t that good at football and my boy Norton could tackle ‘is ass into next week. Hey, maybe instead of talkin’ ta me ya can go n’ play wit’ yer balls, though matter of fact ya probably wouldda done dat anyways.

*snicker snicker*

Oh, whaaaatever! Yeah, I’m short, but I’m damn RIPPED too. I’m sure I’d beat you in a fight, let alone any of the other greasebags you hang around with! What do you greasers even do, anyways? Sit around fixin’ cars, smokin’, and whinin’ about your girlfriend like you always do? Damon could definitely beat you ‘n Norton in a fight!… Not too sure if Ted would, but I think he could.

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Had a nightmare where I got turned to a nerd, Basically opposite of me! I looked like a sore loser.. but hey I'd still be handsome..

I'm jealous of how happy he is..

#HES SO CUUUUTEEE AAW

Must suck losing another game because yer leader is still cryin’ ‘bout his big break up wit’ Mandy. I mean— even my boys can do betta than you, pound cake.

- @thekingaroundheree

Ugh, don’t even remind me ‘bout that mess of a game… It was AWFUL! So many sabotages ‘n everyone bein’ in a shitty mood so they didn’t play as good… don’t even get me STARTED on Ted! And hey, our team might’ve lost, but I don’t see your clique winnin’ any championships like we are. What, still mad that Luis left you wimps to join the Jocks?

#kirbs yaps #bully rp blog #bully rp #bully roleplay blog #bully roleplay

Don’t tell the other jocks or anythin’ but… while the library was infested with rats that one time, I snuck in and took one of the ones that weren’t nasty or covered in dirt ‘n everythin’ back with me… They’re just so cute! Those lil’ guys are way too judged just cuz some of them are nasty or whatever… but they’re so friendly, too! And not all of ‘em are nasty, especially not mine! I just gotta think of a name for him.

dude what

Nothing. NOTHIN’. I DON’T HAVE A PET RODENT.

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theonlyrussianjock

I’ve given you more than enough time to respond. I’m done waiting. If you choose to keep ignoring me, I’ll take that as your final answer. This conversation ends one way or another. You will die. Don’t expect this to go your way, bud. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

...I'm scared, WHO ARE YOU??? I only have like 5 contacts in my phone and I don't got no messages from people!

That dude keeps threatenin’ me too! IM SCARED MAKS!!!

theonlyrussianjock

Ain't you a big man, Kirb? You said you're brave.

…Well. DUH. ‘Course I’m a big man! But, I mean… we don’t even know who’s sayin’ that stuff! It could be an even stronger dude! Not like there’s many dudes at Bullworth stronger than me, but STILL!

theonlyrussianjock

I’ve given you more than enough time to respond. I’m done waiting. If you choose to keep ignoring me, I’ll take that as your final answer. This conversation ends one way or another. You will die. Don’t expect this to go your way, bud. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

...I'm scared, WHO ARE YOU??? I only have like 5 contacts in my phone and I don't got no messages from people!

That dude keeps threatenin’ me too! IM SCARED MAKS!!!

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