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"Wanna know how it feels to get 6 stitches on your head?"

—Maksim Ivanov

17 years old, that one Russian freak who plays as the Linebacker. Homosexual.

"TED THOMPSON'S NUMBER ONE FAN!! HELL YEAHHHHH"

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theonlyrussianjock

I’ve given you more than enough time to respond. I’m done waiting. If you choose to keep ignoring me, I’ll take that as your final answer. This conversation ends one way or another. You will die. Don’t expect this to go your way, bud. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

...I'm scared, WHO ARE YOU??? I only have like 5 contacts in my phone and I don't got no messages from people!

kirbmeister11

That dude keeps threatenin’ me too! IM SCARED MAKS!!!

theonlyrussianjock

Ain't you a big man, Kirb? You said you're brave.

kirbmeister11

…Well. DUH. ‘Course I’m a big man! But, I mean… we don’t even know who’s sayin’ that stuff! It could be an even stronger dude! Not like there’s many dudes at Bullworth stronger than me, but STILL!

theonlyrussianjock

This is why I'm the best linebacker. I can take them in a fight if they're much bigger than we are.

theonlyrussianjock

I’ve given you more than enough time to respond. I’m done waiting. If you choose to keep ignoring me, I’ll take that as your final answer. This conversation ends one way or another. You will die. Don’t expect this to go your way, bud. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

...I'm scared, WHO ARE YOU??? I only have like 5 contacts in my phone and I don't got no messages from people!

kirbmeister11

That dude keeps threatenin’ me too! IM SCARED MAKS!!!

theonlyrussianjock

Ain't you a big man, Kirb? You said you're brave.

I’ve given you more than enough time to respond. I’m done waiting. If you choose to keep ignoring me, I’ll take that as your final answer. This conversation ends one way or another. You will die. Don’t expect this to go your way, bud. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

...I'm scared, WHO ARE YOU??? I only have like 5 contacts in my phone and I don't got no messages from people!

#maksim rants

Ooc: yeah I accidentally made Maksim a whole ass hoe but he'll stop, I promise......

#yikes #so sorry!

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No I did not go to the prom, screw that shit I'm leaving.

#maksim rants

aquaberryenthusiast

Hey, sorry for making you upset, hun. Can I do something for you so you could forgive me? Shopping? Dinner? Anything? I swore to you that I'd do anything for you, remember?

Well, you could ditch that pathetic little date of yours, for one. That's right, I know. Don't play me for a fool! What, was the idea of going to prom with me so repulsive that you started having an interest in women just to avoid it? Unbelievable!

theonlyrussianjock

No no, I'm sorry, she was not my date but yes of course I'll ditch her for you. I'm so sorry, please forgive me. I'm stupid I know, you're not a fool, I am.

aquaberryenthusiast

I could have sworn Kris said-... Nonetheless, I haven't gotten a single word out of you in what felt like months. It's preposterous! I mean you've practically asked everyone and their mother—or should I say in your case father—to prom and somehow failed to ask me?? Come on! Don't tell me this whole time you were stringing me along like some chump!

theonlyrussianjock

Well- Not that I justify my action but I thought you already got one! I did want to ask you but uhm...I kind of got shy and ran away? I'm not stringing you, I swear! Let me just fix this, however you want.

swyuhii

I think it is really funny if pete enjoys horror movies

theonlyrussianjock

HEEEY!! Where’s that poundcake you promised you’d bake for me, huh?

— @thebigkirbster

Your room, table. 50 bucks on the side too.

kirbmeister11

W… Woah. Poundcake AND 50 bucks along with it? Dude… You’re the BEST!!! What’s the catch?

theonlyrussianjock

Nothin' I just want to be extra nice than usual .... I'm in a sour mood so it makes me extra nice.

kirbmeister11

Awww… Well, ain’t that real sweet of you, Maks. Wait, hold on, how come you’re in a sour mood? Somethin’ happen?

theonlyrussianjock

..yeah, it's my problem, ain't anybody's don't worry.

kirbmeister11

…You sure? I don’t mind if you wanna talk about it ‘n get some stuff off your chest, bro.

theonlyrussianjock

Yes, I'd love to talk about it but not this time, no. But thank you Kirbs, you're a nice kid. Eat more and maybe you'll be taller than me and Ted.

androgynousf0

whatever you say, Gary.

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theonlyrussianjock

HEEEY!! Where’s that poundcake you promised you’d bake for me, huh?

— @thebigkirbster

Your room, table. 50 bucks on the side too.

kirbmeister11

W… Woah. Poundcake AND 50 bucks along with it? Dude… You’re the BEST!!! What’s the catch?

theonlyrussianjock

Nothin' I just want to be extra nice than usual .... I'm in a sour mood so it makes me extra nice.

kirbmeister11

Awww… Well, ain’t that real sweet of you, Maks. Wait, hold on, how come you’re in a sour mood? Somethin’ happen?

theonlyrussianjock

..yeah, it's my problem, ain't anybody's don't worry.

theonlyrussianjock

HEEEY!! Where’s that poundcake you promised you’d bake for me, huh?

— @thebigkirbster

Your room, table. 50 bucks on the side too.

kirbmeister11

W… Woah. Poundcake AND 50 bucks along with it? Dude… You’re the BEST!!! What’s the catch?

theonlyrussianjock

Nothin' I just want to be extra nice than usual .... I'm in a sour mood so it makes me extra nice.

HEEEY!! Where’s that poundcake you promised you’d bake for me, huh?

— @thebigkirbster

Your room, table. 50 bucks on the side too.

aquaberryenthusiast

Hey, sorry for making you upset, hun. Can I do something for you so you could forgive me? Shopping? Dinner? Anything? I swore to you that I'd do anything for you, remember?

Well, you could ditch that pathetic little date of yours, for one. That's right, I know. Don't play me for a fool! What, was the idea of going to prom with me so repulsive that you started having an interest in women just to avoid it? Unbelievable!

theonlyrussianjock

No no, I'm sorry, she was not my date but yes of course I'll ditch her for you. I'm so sorry, please forgive me. I'm stupid I know, you're not a fool, I am.

theonlyrussianjock

Ooc:I think i found you on ao3 twin

ooc: WHAT, is it the birthday fic

r0de0-g1rl

ooc: YESS I thought it was very very good

theonlyrussianjock

Ooc//Thank you twin 😭

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Ooc:I think i found you on ao3 twin

ooc: WHAT, is it the birthday fic

starquaterback

i don't know if I look good.. I don't like wearin’ this type of things.

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