Kira

"There's only one more after this, and then the ritual - the incantation station - is going to be complete."

"I'm gathering proof that we're in a simulation."

"I used to drink this as a kid. It caused me irreparable damage."

"Ah yes, my favorite color: flesh."

"I hope you're having a good day. If you are, let's put a quick end to that right now."

"Chop this up real fine, until it looks like an accident with a miniature combine harvester."

"Is it floating? It floats. Of course it floats!"

"Hi there. Hey. You want some fizzy beef today?"

"I don't know what tuna puffs are, but maybe they're like cocoa puffs, just extremely bad."

"One second, I'm just expunging the juices."

"I managed to manufacture chicken."

"You got any good tuna jokes?"

"It's vintage, man, so I rock with it - even if it's loud and objectively distasteful."

"Positions, please. It's pastry time."

"I feel like a friggin' chimney sweep!"

"It's reanimating."

"What are we making, creamed crickets?"

"What is the mush telling you?"

"It's not very inspiring and it's slop, but there's something very redeeming about this."

"That's awful! Just a bowl of shit."

"Oh fun, they're individually wrapped! This is among the worst kinds of punishment - right beside the operation of venetian blinds."

"Step one for any good cookie is shredded cow."

"Chocolate meets beef in a union neither party requested."

"They do look like piles of dookey."

it's not even denim because I would die in that in the summer it's like a thin flannel/cotton maybe material I got on sale like 70% off

I can't fucking sew so it's a lot of improvising eith the placement and if they will even stay on

thankfully some patches I have are iron on that I can do

the stitches are.... very random

so far I managed to put spikes on it and one czech band patch on the pocket and one small one from another czech band

I'm doing Alestorm right now and have one Ghost and one Angus McSix that I need to stitch others I have are iron on

I was really hoping to get a Feuerschwanz and Lordi patch but they didn't have any at Masters of Rock

it's 22:30 and I need to wake up at 4:30

it's not even denim because I would die in that in the summer it's like a thin flannel/cotton maybe material I got on sale like 70% off

I can't fucking sew so it's a lot of improvising eith the placement and if they will even stay on

thankfully some patches I have are iron on that I can do

the stitches are.... very random

so far I managed to put spikes on it and one czech band patch on the pocket and one small one from another czech band

I'm doing Alestorm right now and have one Ghost and one Angus McSix that I need to stitch others I have are iron on

I was really hoping to get a Feuerschwanz and Lordi patch but they didn't have any at Masters of Rock

it's not even denim because I would die in that in the summer it's like a thin flannel/cotton maybe material I got on sale like 70% off

I can't fucking sew so it's a lot of improvising eith the placement and if they will even stay on

thankfully some patches I have are iron on that I can do

the stitches are.... very random

so far I managed to put spikes on it and one czech band patch on the pocket and one small one from another czech band

I'm doing Alestorm right now and have one Ghost and one Angus McSix that I need to stitch others I have are iron on

I was really hoping to get a Feuerschwanz and Lordi patch but they didn't have any at Masters of Rock

Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen all taking the piss out of Orlando Bloom for going on about a cracked rib too much, while Orlando Bloom desperately tries to wriggle out of talking about it (special mention to Elijah Wood’s “oh it hurts, babes, and I can’t ride the horse, babes” and Viggo Mortensen’s “they can be very fragile, elves, especially the…Mirkwood strain…”)

Ian McKellen commenting that “they never did find any suitable underwear for Gandalf…”

Dominic Monaghan going on and on about how Viggo Mortensen apparently had a crush on one of the Rohirrim extras (who like a lot of the Rohirrim extras was a woman in a fake beard) while Vigoo Mortensen just mutters “one could perhaps say something about Mr. Monaghan’s…proclivities…”

Dominic Monaghan’s imitation of John Rhys-Davies ordering food at a restaurant for the whole cast. “You have partridge? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!”

John Rhys-Davies talking about an incident with the Lothlorian boats and saying “if an elf and a dwarf are in a boat…and…the boat goes under…let us say that the blame was not placed on the elf” while Orlando Bloom splutters “he’s a big guy, man!” 

Elijah Wood talking about how the hobbit actors shared a trailer with Ian McKellen and sometimes they would hear inarticulate bellows of protest from his side when they played loud music in the mornings

Viggo Mortensen talking about how, while filming with those same boats, Kirin Shaw (Elijah Wood’s scale double) started telling him “if the boat tips over…save yourself…I can’t swim.” 

Elijah Wood describing how Sean Astin would try to direct the helicopters to land while they were on location, while the other three hobbits were screwing around and throwing pinecones at each other

Christopher Lee recounting how he had so much trouble going up some steps in Orthanc with his long robe that he stopped in the middle of the scene and said, “I cannot get up these goddamn steps, Peter.” 

He is in the Throes of Yearning