same as it ever was

im in my girl's ear like i feel like something bad is going to happen to me. i feel like something bad has happened. it hasn't reached me yet but it's on its way.

i just felt someone right click me

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

take her ass to poetryfoundation.com

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

Turning around to leave only to turn back and lift the visor up for one last remark before slamming it down again.

"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws